and I bumpedinto a guy.
And, uh, I mayhave been texting.
And I turned to apologizeand the guy goes,
"Go fly a kite,buddy!"
I had no idea howto respond to that.
Because clearly hewas upset with me,
yet he was wishing a funactivity upon me.
Like, I didn't know ifI should invite him.
Like, grab some lemonade--We'll make a day of it.
Like, when have you not hada good time flying kite?
When was that a bad timeand wished that on someone
you were upsetwith, you know?
How do you respond?
Like, "Go flya kite, buddy!"
That's a good time--That is a good time.
[cheers and applause]
I was wondering.
I'm like how else doesthis guy show his displeasure
You know what I mean-- Hegets cut off on the freeway.
He's like, "hey!
"Go tickle a baby!
"Go tickle a baby!"
'Cause that, too,is a good time.
And if you didn'tlaugh at that joke,
it's 'cause you'redead inside.