Tommy Davidson - Fighting

  • Season 3 , Ep 0311
  • 02/07/2000
  • Views: 9,281

You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping? (1:49)

KIDS NOW GOT GUNS.

WISH WE HAD GUNS.

NOT THAT WE GOINGTO SHOOT ANYBODY;

WE HAD TO ACTUALLY FIGHT.

ANYBODY REMEMBER THE 3:00 FIGHT

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

YOU WAS IN?

TILL ABOUT 2:50?

FIGHT PROMOTERSCOME TO YOUR CLASS.

WE HEARD YOU FIGHTING CALVIN.

I AIN'T HEAR THAT.

THAT'S WHY WE TELLING YOU.

YOU EVER GOT A PEER PRESSUREASS WHIPPING?

THAT'S WHEN YOUR FRIENDSCONVINCE YOU

THAT YOU CAN KICK SOMEBODY'S ASS

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'TKICK THEIR ASS.

THERE WAS THIS GIRL NAMED YABO.

I THINK IT WAS AFRICAN FOR"I WILL WHIP YOUR BONY ASS."

MY FRIENDS CONVINCED MEI COULD BEAT YABO.

SHE'S SIX FOOT ONEIN THE SIXTH GRADE.

SHE WHIPPED EVERYBODY ASSBUT MINE.

YOU DAVID, AND SHE GOLIATH.

I SAID, WHERE SHE AT?

RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

SHE TRIED TO WARN ME, YOU KNOW.

( foreign accent ):I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU, BOY.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.

THEY'RE GOING TO GET YOU HURT.

I'M SHOWING OFF,YEAH, YABO, WHAT'S UP?

GOT A LITTLE BIT TOO CLOSE.

( snarling noises )

( snarling noises )

CAME HOMEWITH THAT SNOT BUBBLE CRY.

YOU EVER COME HOME,YOU GOT YOUR ASS WHIPPED SO BAD

YOU CAN'T EVEN HARDLY CRY?

YOU COME HOME...

( blubbering and whimpering )

SNOT BUBBLES POPPING...

POUF! POUF!

( blubbering and whimpering )

YOU CAN'T TALK.

YOUR MOTHER BE ALL,BOY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

YAB... YABO...

YABO, YABO, YABO...

YABBA DABBA DOO?BOY, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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