Zach Galifianakis - Drinking Problem

  • Season 5 , Ep 12
  • 09/16/2001
  • Views: 87,386

If a bartender has heard of you, you definitely have a drinking problem. (2:28)

I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, AND I WASON THE WALK OF FAME AND I HAD

BEEN DRINKING THAT NIGHT.

AND I JUST GOT A HENNA TATTOOTHAT SAID "FOREVER".

AND I WAS MAKING OUT WITH ASQUATTER IN FRONT OF "RIPLEY'S

BELIEVE IT OR NOT".

(LAUGHTER)

LIKE I SAID, I WAS DRINKING.

BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW YOU HAVEA DRINKING PROBLEM WHEN THE

BARTENDER KNOWS YOUR NAME ANDYOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO THAT BAR

BEFORE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SO, I'M THERE ON THE WALK OF

FAME AND I STUMBLE ACROSSTONY DANZA'S STAR,

AND I URINATED ON IT.

(LAUGHTER)

JUST YELLING OUT-- WHO'S THE

BOSS, NOW?!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(WOMAN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

WOMAN!

JESUS CHRIST!

I MEAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TOCOMMENT ABOUT THE AUDIENCE,

BUT THERE'S A (BLEEPING) HYENAIN THE...

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)THANK-- THANK YOU, THOUGH,

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

CAN YOU LEAVE?

(APPLAUSE)

WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN CAN SAY

THINGS LIKE, "MY GIRLFRIEND ANDI ARE GOING TO BRUNCH"

AND NO ONE ASSUMES ANYTHING,BUT AS SOON AS I SAY,

"MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE GOINGTO GO SHOP FOR FANNY PACKS",

EVERYONE THINKS I'M A GAY.

THAT'S RIGHT-- A GAY.

(LAUGHTER)

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