Metta World News - Rhetoric

  • Season 3 , Ep 2
  • 09/25/2013
  • Views: 55,959

Metta World Peace goes live to report on sports -- and a dream he had one time. (1:59)

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- WELCOME TO METTA WORLD NEWS.

IN SPORTS,I'D RATHER EAT MY HAND

THAN TO HAVE MY PENIS CUT OFF.

I'D REALLY HAVE TO BELIEVESOMEONE WAS GONNA CUT IT OFF,

BUT IF I DID,I COULD DEFINITELY EAT MY HAND.

I KNOW BECAUSEI HAD A DREAM WHERE I DID IT.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

I ATE MY WHOLE HAND.

NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL"RHETORIC."

WELL, THAT WRAPS UP METTA WORLD NEWS

FOR THIS WEDNESDAY,APRIL HURRICANE SLIPKNOT.

I'M METTA WORLD PEACE.

GOOD NIGHT.

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