Best Worst Thing - Casey Anthony's Baby

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 03/26/2013
  • Views: 21,610

Jeff Ross and Jonah Ray think of ways for Casey Anthony to improve her parenting skills. (1:44)

WITH THE "BEST WORST THINGOF THE WEEK."

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

IT'S THE JESELNIK OFFENSIVETWO FOR TUESDAY.

GOTTA DOUBLE DIPON THIS CASEY ANTHONY THING.

IT'S JUST TOO RICHTO KEEP IT ALL TO MYSELF.

SOURCES ARE REPORTING

THAT CASEY ANTHONYIS PREGNANT AGAIN

AND READY TO COMMIT TOMOTHERHOOD IN THE FIRST DEGREE.

GUYS, HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE

TO CHLOROFORMAN OPINION ON THIS MATTER?

- I'M EXCITED'CAUSE I LOVE A SEQUEL.

I'M EXCITED TO SEEWHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

- YEAH.

- SHE'S ALREADY PROMISEDTO CIRCUMCISE THE BABY

FROM THE NECK DOWN.

- YOU KNOW, THE BABY'SDUE IN EIGHT MONTHS,

BUT THE LAWYER PROMISESTO HAVE IT OUT IN FOUR.

- WOW.

- DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNAHAVE A WATER BIRTH

JUST TO SPEED UPTHE PROCESS?

- I WOULD HOPE SO.- YEAH.

- THE KID'S FIRST WORDSARE GONNA BE ITS LAST WORDS.

[laughter]

- YOU KNOW, I HEARDIF YOU WANT TO GET HER A GIFT,

SHE'S REGISTEREDAT CRATE & BARREL.

'CAUSE THOSE ARE BOTH THINGSYOU CAN HIDE A BABY IN.

- I HEARD NEVER 21IS WHERE SHE SHOPS.

- I WAS GONNA GET HERSTUFF AT TARGET

'CAUSE THAT'SWHAT THAT KID IS.

- OH, MAN.

- BUT CASEY ANTHONY SWEARS

SHE'S GONNA, LIKE,DO BETTER THIS TIME

AND BE A GOOD MOTHER.HOW DO YOU THINK--

WHAT DO YOU THINKSHE'S GONNA DO DIFFERENTLY?

- HMM.

- LIKE, I THINK SHE'S GONNA,LIKE, RAISE HER KID WELL,

SEND IT OFF TO COLLEGE,AND THEN MURDER HER.

- THEY WANNA BANASSAULT RIFLES.

THEY SHOULD BANTHAT WOMAN'S [bleep].

[laughter]AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?

- YEAH.JONAH, WHAT DO YOU GOT?

WHAT DO YOU GOTTHAT BEATS [bleep]?

- [chuckles]

SHE...SUCKS, HUH?

WHAT A BAD PERSON.

- UP NEXT IS THE "WORSTWORST THING OF THE WEEK."

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