The Basement Orgy

Non-Stop Dance Party Season 2, Ep 10 11/07/2014 Views: 2,286

When Adam has trouble getting Rell Battle to do his set, he uses a dirty trick to convince him to leave the party. (1:30)

- AAH.

TROMBONE SHORTY!YEAH!

COOL, COOL HAIR.

YO, RELL.- YO, ADAM!

- YEAH!- WHAT'S UP, PLAYBOY?

HEY, MAN, THIS IS THE DOPESTPARTY I'VE EVER SEEN, MAN.

- YEAH, IT IS SICK. IT IS SICK,BUT THE NETWORK'S HERE,

SO WE GOT TO GET YOU TO DOYOUR SET, MY BROTHER.

AND I'M NOT SAYING THATBECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK.

SO I WANT YOU TO KNOWTHAT I AM NOT A RACIST PERSON.

- NAH, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M GONNA SIT HERE,

I'M GONNA GET DRUNK, ANDI'M GONNA DANCE WITH SAVANNAH.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED THAT.I'M GONNA NEED THIS.

YOU SHOULD NEVER,EVER WEAR THAT.

HEY. GUESS WHAT I FORGOT TO TELLYOU ABOUT EARLIER.

AN ORGY...IN THE BASEMENT.

A FULL-ON, ANYWHERE-WHERE-YOU-CAN-FIT-IN,

JUST-STUFF-IT-IN-THERE-TYPEORGY.

AND IT'S LIKE,I GOT TO BLINDFOLD YOU

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE SOME EYES WIDE SHUT TYPE STUFF.

YOU CAN BRING SAVANNAH.SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK.

- YES, SHE IS.- RIGHT?

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

SAVANNAH, YOU JUSTPUT THAT ON HIM.

WE GONNA GET FREAKY.- OKAY.

OKAY, WE'RE GOING DOWNSTAIRS?- YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, WE'RE GOING DOWNSTAIRS.- ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

- HEY, FOLLOW ME, GUYS- ALL RIGHT. NOT SO TIGHT.

- YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?- NO!

NOBODY WANTS TO GO, DUDE.- THE ANSWER'S NO.

SHUT YOUR FAT HEAD UP, DUDE.

- OKAY, I'VE ACTUALLY BEENDIETING A LOT LATELY, SO...

- THERE'S STILL A COMEDY SHOWHAPPENING.

- IS IT A SKETCH SHOW?- I DON'T KNOW.

- I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, A...- THE CONCEPT IS...

[cheers and applause]