Norm Macdonald - Cliff Diving

Season 1 , Ep 0135 02/24/92 Views: 6,799

You're a great cliff diver if you survive. (1:22)

YOU EVER SEE THIS?

BIG BODY-BUILDING CONTEST--MR. WORLD.

IF THIS GUY WINS IT,HE'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

HE'S MR. WORLD.

AT THE END, THEY SAY,"DON'T MISS NEXT MONTH:

THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST."

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS

BUT I'M PUTTING MY MONEYON MR. WORLD ON THIS ONE.

I FIGURE HE'S A SHOO-IN WITHHIS HOME-PLANET ADVANTAGE.

( laughter )

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

YOU EVER SEE ON SPORTS

WHERE THEY TRY TO COMBINETWO SPORTS TOGETHER

MAKE A NEW SPORT?

THEY DON'T EVEN GO TOGETHER

LIKE, RUN A HUNDRED-YARD DASHAND THEN... FISH.

GUY'S...

( laughter )

GUY'S...

FISHING IN A CRICK OVER THERE.

WHAT THE HELL'SGOING ON THERE?

SAW CLIFF DIVING.

THERE'S A HELL OF A SPORT.

GUY DIVING OFF A CLIFF.

YOU EVER SEE THAT?

WHAT THE HELL KINDOF SPORT IS THAT?

THERE'S NO WAY OF TELLINGWHO'S THE BETTER CLIFF DIVER.

JUST A BUNCH OF GUYSDIVING OFF A CLIFF.

IF YOU SURVIVE AT ALL, YOU'REA PRETTY GOOD CLIFF DIVER.

YOU'RE A GREAT CLIFF DIVER.

THERE'S ONLY TWO CATEGORIESIN CLIFF DIVING.

THERE'S GRAND CHAMPIONAND STUFF ON A ROCK.

( laughter )

TOUGH SPORT TO MAKE A COMEBACKIN, I'LL TELL YOU.

OH...

YOU THINK HOLMESIS HAVING IT TOUGH.

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