Male Enhancement

  • Season 5 , Ep 4
  • 02/06/2008
  • Views: 36,416

After being called to a brothel to investigate a dead body, Kimball and Williams find a man who is very much alive. (1:30)

AW, MAN.WHOA, WHOA!

DAMN.

[WHISPERS]I'm not--I'm notreally dead.

Y'all be cool.Just be cool,

and just play along with this, OK?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?No, listen, listen.

I've been playing possumfor about an hourand a half now.

I took this, um--

these male enhancement,you know,

these--these things.You know--

you know, to get your--your business going?

And, you know,I did that dumb thing

where I was like,"Oh, I'll just take 10."

And then I was like,"Oh, man! You payby the hour here."

So, I finished.I got, like,9 more hours.

And my--my member--

my memberis at full mast,

you know whatI'm saying?And I can't get up.

So I just thoughtI'd play dead.

YOU CAN'T JUST BE DEADFOR A LITTLE BIT.IF YOU WANNA BE--

I've been deadfor an hour--

YOU'D BETTER BE PREPAREDTO BE REAL DEAD.

NOW, YOU CAN WALK.Now, wait a minute.

I asked politelyfor you to workwith my ruse.

Just--just--

just pretendto resurrect me,

and I'll just crawlout of here.

Start coughing.

Do that 5 more times,and I'll--

START COUGHING.[COUGHS]

OH! WELL, YES!WHOA!

Woman: THANKS![SOBBING]

HE'S GONNA BEALL RIGHT, LADIES.

I THOUGHT I WASDEAD!

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!

THAT'S OK.OH, THANK YOU!

HE'S JUST STILLA LITTLE STIFF, I THINK,

FROM BEING UNCONSCIOUSFOR SO LONG.

OH, THANK YOU.

I'M ALIVE!

I'M ALIVE!IT'S A MIRACLE.

OH, YOU'RE RUBBING--YOU'RE RUBBING AGAINST--

THE TIP'S RUBBING!

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