AW, MAN.WHOA, WHOA!
[WHISPERS]I'm not--I'm notreally dead.
Y'all be cool.Just be cool,
and just play along with this, OK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?No, listen, listen.
I've been playing possumfor about an hourand a half now.
I took this, um--
these male enhancement,you know,
these--these things.You know--
you know, to get your--your business going?
And, you know,I did that dumb thing
where I was like,"Oh, I'll just take 10."
And then I was like,"Oh, man! You payby the hour here."
So, I finished.I got, like,9 more hours.
And my--my member--
my memberis at full mast,
you know whatI'm saying?And I can't get up.
So I just thoughtI'd play dead.
YOU CAN'T JUST BE DEADFOR A LITTLE BIT.IF YOU WANNA BE--
I've been deadfor an hour--
YOU'D BETTER BE PREPAREDTO BE REAL DEAD.
NOW, YOU CAN WALK.Now, wait a minute.
I asked politelyfor you to workwith my ruse.
just pretendto resurrect me,
and I'll just crawlout of here.
Do that 5 more times,and I'll--
OH! WELL, YES!WHOA!
HE'S GONNA BEALL RIGHT, LADIES.
I THOUGHT I WASDEAD!
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!
THAT'S OK.OH, THANK YOU!
HE'S JUST STILLA LITTLE STIFF, I THINK,
FROM BEING UNCONSCIOUSFOR SO LONG.
OH, THANK YOU.
I'M ALIVE!IT'S A MIRACLE.
OH, YOU'RE RUBBING--YOU'RE RUBBING AGAINST--
THE TIP'S RUBBING!