Ariel the Mermaid

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 11/07/2013
  • Views: 2,742

Adam would love to have sex with Ariel, even though it goes against one of the main causes he supports. (0:43)

[distant cheering]

- OH, ARIEL,THERE'S MY LITTLE MERMAID.

OR SHOULD I SAY

"MINIATURE MERMAID,"BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SMALL?

I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET,FILL MY POCKET UP WITH WATER,

SO YOU DON'T DIE TODAY.

- NO, I CAN'T,I CAN'T SWIM.

- IF YOU WERE A MERMAID,

I'D STILL WANT TO HAVE SEXWITH YOU,

EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY,YOU'D BE HALF FISH,

AND THAT'S BESTIALITY,AND THAT'S, LIKE,

ONE OF MY MAIN CHARITIES,THAT AND LUPUS.

- WHEN IS THE FOAMGETTING HERE?

I ONLY CAME HERE SO I COULD GETSUPER NAKED IN THE FOAM.

- OH, MY GOD,I LOVE YOUR "BADITUDE."

VERY RIHANNA, VERY SEXY.

MMM!I GOTTA GO BRING UP BRENT,

SO JUST WAIT RIGHT HEREAND THINK NAKED THOUGHTS.

- I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE.

- NICE.

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