Gay Robot - Drunk Neighbor

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/19/2010
  • Views: 70,515

Gay Robot's neighbor drunkenly accuses him of playing his music too loud and having sinful parties. (1:07)

rolls down like water.

I have a dream today.

THAT MAN'S DREAMRUINED MY ( bleep ) LIFE.

( singing continues )

GRANDPA,

CAN YOU HELP ME MAKEA SIGN FOR MY LEMONADE STAND?

OH, MY PUMPKIN.

I'M A LITTLE RUSTY. I HAVEN'TMADE A SIGN SINCE, WELL,

SINCE THE 1950s.

THEM WAS THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

( swing music playing )

BACK THEN I OWNED THE LARGEST AND MOST PROFITABLE

SIGN COMPANY IN THE COUNTRY.

I WAS THE GUY WHO MADE ALL THOSE SEGREGATION SIGNS--

"NO BLACKS," "NO COLOREDS," "WHITES ONLY."

THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.

I MADE SIGNS FOR THE GIRLS I WAS ( bleep ).

Girl: GRANDPA!

I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART. I GOT LOST IN THE FLASHBACK

AND FORGOT YOU WAS STILL STANDING NEXT TO ME.

THERE WAS A SIGN FOR EVERYTHING,

AND I MADE THEM ALL.

IT WAS A GREAT TIME IN AMERICA TO OWN A SIGN BUSINESS.

I MADE SIGNS TO MOVE BLACK PEOPLE TO THE BACK OF THE BICYCLE.

AND I MADE "WHITES ONLY" SIGNS FOR LEMON TREES.

TODAY EVEN WITHOUT A SIGN, MOST BASKETBALLS

ARE STILL BLACKS ONLY.

THOSE WERE THE SALAD DAYS.

WE MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN PRINTING MONEY.

BUT WHEN DR. KING WAGED HIS VICIOUS ASSAULT ON SEGREGATION,

I LOST HALF MY BUSINESS OVERNIGHT.

BUT I WAS DETERMINED TO PRESERVE MY WAY OF LIFE.

I JOINED MY BROTHERS IN PROTEST.

SIGN MAKERS FOR SEGREGATION!SIGN MAKERS FOR SEGREGATION!

OUR EFFORTS TO EXTINGUISH DR. KING'S DREAMS

WERE ALL IN VAIN.

UNFORTUNATELY THE COPS WERE STILL USING

A "BLACKS ONLY" HOSE.

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