Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs

Season 1 , Ep 0159 02/24/92 Views: 2,222

Margaret is dating a bowler. (1:27)

BUT I'M THINKINGABOUT HAVING A BABY.

YEAH... BECAUSE I ONLY GOTA COUPLE OF DOZEN EGGS LEFT

I GOT TO BE THINKING ABOUT IT.

NOT LIKE I WANT TO BETHINKING ABOUT IT.

THEN I THINK, "WELL, I DON'TACTUALLY WANT TO RAISE A CHILD."

MAYBE I JUST WANT THATCAR POOL LANE, YOU KNOW.

( laughter )

THEN I THINK,YOU DON'T NEED A BABY

TO GET THE CAR POOL LANE--YOU COULD FAKE IT.

PUT ONE OF THOSE LITTLECAR SEATS BACK THERE

THROW A DOLL IN IT,WHO WILL KNOW?

THEN I THINK,"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

IF YOU GET PULLED OVER?"

WELL, START CRYING,TELL HIM THE REAL ONE DIED.

( laughter )

"THERAPIST SUGGESTED I WORKTHROUGH IT WITH THE DOLL."

( laughter and applause )

THEN IF THEY GIVE ME A TICKET,THEY'RE GOING TO HELL.

( laughter )

YEAH, WELL, I'M ACTUALLY DATINGA PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE NOW.

HE'S A BOWLER.

( laughter )

INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING.

HE HAS HIS IDIOSYNCRASIES,THOUGH.

LIKE EVERY TIME HE GETS REALLYNERVOUS, HE GOES LIKE THIS.

( laughter )

GET IT? IT'S THE AIR THING.

( laughter )

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