Speedround - Avarice, Cunnilingus and Other Sins

08/12/2016 Views: 54

Beatrice catalogs her sins, Daniel consolidates the summer games, and Trevor has a bone to pick with North Carolina's voter ID laws.

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- Are there any sins that you haven't committed?

- Um.

- Avarice?

- Is that where I put a vagina in my mouth?

'Cause if it is, I did that too.

- Knocking out two sports at once is a real time saver,

and I say we should do the same thing with the Olympics.

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- They also found out that Black people were more likely

to use early voting, so they restricted it,

which in my opinion is probablythe worst of these laws.

The one time Black people show up early,

the one time Black people show up early.

- Tonight's hashtag is OlympicSongs, OlympicSongs.

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- #JudoReallyWannaHurtMe?

- [Host] Fine.

- #HusseinAndTheMembrane.

(bell dings)

-#WhenIThinkAboutYouITouchMyself.

(laughing and applause)

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