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Marriage Material Season 2, Ep 7 10/17/2014 Views: 3,052

Adam ramps up his efforts to prove to Nikki Glaser and the other women at his house party that he is great marriage material. (1:45)

LOTS OF FLAVOR, DECENT AMOUNTOF GIRTH, WHICH IS FUN--

KIND OF LIKE A PI√ĎA COLADA.I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

- COOL. THANKS, MAN.- OF COURSE.

- BETWEEN YOU AND ME,I THINK ADAM'S GONNA ASK

ONE OF THESE GIRLSTO MARRY HIM.

- I HOPE THEY SAY "NO."

- THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE.

- IT SHOULD BE,

BECAUSE I BOUGHT ITWITH SAVED MONEY

THAT I KEEP IN A BANK.

WHAT IS THIS?

[sniffs deeply]

SMELLS LIKE A FINE CABRIOLET.- IT'S A MERLOT.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD,

I THOUGHT HE JUST DRANK FLATBEER AND FLAMING DR. PEPPERS.

- YEAH, I THINK HE DOES.

- EXCUSE ME, MR. DEVINE, SIR.

- OH, HELLO, STEVEN,MY EMPLOYEE WHO I RESPECT.

HURRY THE [bleep] IN HEREAND SAY WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

UH, "YOUR STD TESTCAME BACK TODAY, AND YOU HAVE"--

- WHY ARE YOU DOING THISIN FRONT OF EVERYONE?

- "THE CLEANEST BLOODAND SEMEN THAT I, THE...

THE DICK DOCTOR,HAVE EVER SEEN."

- THAT SEEMS REAL.- CONGRATULATIONS.

- WOW, GOOD FOR YOU, YEAH.

- ALSO, "YOUR SPERM COUNTIS SO IMPRESSIVE,

"YOU WILL BEA GREAT FATHER SOON.

WE DOCTORS WANT PERMISSIONTO USE YOUR BLOOD

TO CURE PEOPLE."

- YES, I HATE DISEASES.

- ADAM, NO.- YES, THEY CAN USE IT.

- NONE OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYINGSEEMS TRUE.

- REALLY?- NO.

- IT'S A LEGAL--- HE IS HOLDING A PAPER.

IT SAYS "LEGAL DOCTOR'S NOTE."- "LEGAL DOCTOR'S NOTE"?

- STEVEN,I AM LOSING RESPECT FOR YOU

BECAUSE THAT'S OBVIOUSLYA FAKE NOTE.

SKEDADDLE!

- YOU NEED, LIKE,A REAL STD TEST.

- I HAVE HAD MANY,AND THEY ALL COME BACK...

- WHAT WAS THAT?- YEAH, WAS THAT A PASS?

- BUMP?- I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT.

[snaps fingers]WINE BONG.

[cheers and applause]