Dat Phan - Violent Mom

  • Season 8, Ep 2
  • 01/29/2004
  • Views: 17,086

Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent. (0:57)

YES!

I LOVE NEW YORK.

NEW YORK ROCKS!

OKAY.

[APPLAUSE, WHISTLES CONTINUE]

[THICK ASIAN ACCENT]

LET'S GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

FOR EVERYBODY HERE.

YOU GUY'S DO GOOD JOB.

LET'S GIVE ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT, I CRACKED A JOKE?

I'M KIDDING.

MY PARENTS HATE IT WHEN I DO

THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

MY MOM'S LIKE, "THAT'S NOT--

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF US, HUH?

YOU WANNA MAKE SURE OF ASIAN

TIME?

YOU WANNA BE A SMUCK ALLEY?"

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

"YOU WANNA SMUCK CHECK IN THE

ALLEY?

[IMITATING GUNFIRE]

PASS OR FAIL?"

IT'S LIKE, "MOM, CHILL OUT."

"I NO CHILL."

[LAUGHTER]

"YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO

CHILL.

I CHILL WHAT--

I CHILL YOU!"

[LAUGHTER]

MY MOM GETS SO MAD SHE DOESN'T

EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING

ANYMORE, YOU KNOW?

AFTER A WHILE SHE GOES CRAZY.

SHE...

LIKE I WATCH JAPANESE ANIMATION,

RIGHT?

MY MOM'S LIKE, "DAT PHAN,

YOU DON'T WATCH CARTOON.

IT'S TO VIOLENT."

THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN THAT GOES

LIKE, "DAT PHAN, IF YOU DON'T

TAKE OUT THE TRASH NOW I WILL

KILL YOU!"

[LAUGHTER]

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