Wayne Brady - The Ladies of the Dais

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/12/12 Views: 61,280

Wayne Brady describes what would have to happen for him to have sex with Ellen Barkin and explains why he would never sleep with Amy Schumer. (1:02)

ELLEN BARKIN, SO SO GOODTO SEE

YOU--YOU ARE HOT.

SO, ELLEN, UH, PICTURE ME, YOU,

RED WINE, CANDLELIGHT,A TIME MACHINE.

[laughter]

NO, I WOULD FUCK YOU.

AMY SCHUMER,I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU.

I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU IF YOU USEDWATERMELON-FLAVORED VAGISIL

WHILE WEARINGA FRIED CHICKEN G-STRING

AND A J.J. WALKERDY-NO-MITE T-SHIRT

WITH SOULJA BOYIN THE BACKGROUND.

[cheers and applause]

I WOULDN'T.

I WOULDN'T, I WOULDN'T.

YOU COULDN'T GETA BLACK DUDE TO FUCK YOU

IF YOU WERE ON THE SETOF A BRAND NEW TYLER PERRY MOVIE

CALLED "HOW TO GETA BLACK DUDE TO FUCK YOU."

[laughter]

- THAT'S OKAY.

- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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