Jessica Kirson - Cake

Season 6 , Ep 602 12/21/02 Views: 2,372

Jessica Kirson's family gets a cake for every occasion. (1:36)

CAN YOU TELL?

(LAUGHING)

SO THIS PAST FLAG DAY I WENT TO

THE ICE CREAM SHOP TO PICK UP

THE CAKE AND IT'S LIKE THE GUY

KNOWS ME THERE.

HE'S LIKE, "HELLO, JESSICA.

HOW WAS YOU SINCE CANADIAN

THANKSGIVING?

HOW DID YOU ENJOY YOUR

ARMED FORCES DAY CAKE?

(LAUGHTER)

SO THE FIRST ONE ON LINE IS

UNBELIEVABLE, I REALLY WISH

I COULD ORDER A SUNDAE LIKE

THIS.

SHE'S ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

SO ASSERTIVE, IT'S AMAZING.

SHE'S LIKE,

"WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A SUNDAE

WITH PEANUTS, WALNUTS, CASHEWS,

PECANS, ALMOND, MACADAMIA NUTS,

AND GIVE ME SOME SPRINKLES

ON TOP, MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY!"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

MMM-HMM.

(APPLAUSE)

THAT'S RIGHT, CLAP.

CLAP!

GOD, SO MY FAMILY'S

INTIMIDATING, WE ALL HAVE TO--

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GET INTIMIDATED BY PEOPLE

A LOT BUT I'M MOSTLY INTIMIDATED

BY ENGLISH CHILDREN.

CHILDREN FROM ENGLAND, SIR.

BECAUSE I THINK...

(LAUGHTER)

THAT THEY ALL SOUND LIKE THEY'RE

50.

DON'T THEY?

THEY'RE SO MATURE.

THEY'RE LIKE, "MOTHER, WOULD YOU

BURP ME PROMPTLY?"

"MOMMY, I'M FEELING QUITE

PIQUED, WILL YOU PLEASE INSERT

THAT MEASURING DEVICE INTO MY

ANUS?"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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