Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys

  • Season 9, Ep 12
  • 04/28/2005
  • Views: 32,410

Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be. (1:29)

LOT OF YOUNG GUYS.

YOUNG GUYS ARE HOT NOW.

THAT'S DISTURBING.

WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,

YOUNG GUYS WERE NOT HOT.

THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE

JACK OSBOURNE.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, BUT IT WAS EASY TO

CONCENTRATE.

IT WAS EASY TO CONCENTRATE

WITH JACK OSBOURNE.

THANK GOD I'M NOT A TEACHER.

WHEW.

I KNOW MYSELF, NOBODY WOULD

LEARN.

I'D BE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, TODAY

WE'RE GONNA DO ENGLISH 101."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BE HORRIBLE.

I'M JUST PLAYING.

DON'T "WOO."

I'VE ACTUALLY DATED YOUNGER

GUYS.

IT'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP

TO BE.

IT REALLY ISN'T.

YOU KNOW I DATED A GUY

FIVE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

THEY EXPECT YOU TO BE

KNOWLEDGEABLE, DON'T THEY...?

IN THE BEDROOM.

AND I'M NOT.

I DATED A GUY, I'M NOT MAKING

THIS UP, HE LITERALLY SAID TO ME

ONCE, "TEACH ME SOMETHING."

[LAUGHTER]

"I KNOW A LITTLE SPANISH.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

EL BUTTO NO ENTRADO."

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S BAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT

DATING YOUNGER GUYS?

THEY FOLLOW RULES REALLY WELL.

LIKE YOU CAN TELL A YOUNGER GUY,

"LOOK, SEX WITH ME IS LIKE

TAKING THE SAT'S.

JUST SHOW UP ON TIME, DO THE

BEST YOU CAN, AND WHEN I SAY

'STOP,' PUT YOUR LITTLE PENCIL

DOWN."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THAT'S GOOD RULES, ISN'T IT?

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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