Juston McKinney - Misspelling

  • Season 12 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 4,624

After going back and forth with Comedy Central three times, they finally spelled my name right. (2:31)

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

WOW.

NICE. THANK YOU.

WOW. YEAH!

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

MAN. I AM-- I AM SO HAPPYTO BE HERE AND I'M SO--

- OW!- YEAH, YOU TOO, DUDE. THANKS.

I'M SO HAPPYAND I'M SO IMPRESSEDTHAT COMEDY CENTRAL,

AFTER GOINGBACK AND FORTH THREE TIMES,

ACTUALLY SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT.THAT IS IT. IT'S JUSTON.

BUT IT'S WITH AN O.IT'S J-U-S-T-O-N. YEAH.

APPARENTLY, MY PARENTSWERE FRICKIN' ILLITERATE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.CAME INTO THIS WORLD AS A TYPO.

WISH THAT WAS MY NAME, ACTUALLY.

WOULDN'T THAT BE A COOL NAME?"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "TYPO."

"REALLY?HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?"

"HOWEVER YOU WANT.KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, BIG GUY."

I THINK PARENTS HAVETOO MUCH CONTROLWHAT THEY CAN NAME US.

THEY CAN NAME USWHATEVER THEY WANT

AND SPELL IT HOWEVER THEY WANT

JUST TO SCREW WITH US.YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME

I'VE HAD TO SPEND IN LINETRYING TO CHANGE DOCUMENTS

TO GET THAT CORRECTEDOR ON THE PHONE ON HOLD?

MY DAD THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY.HE WAS LIKE

"YOU WERE BORN 'JUST ON TIME.'GET IT? HA-HA-HA."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY.IT COULD HAVE BEEN

"JUST IN TIME."IT'S THE SAME STUPID JOKE

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DOALL THIS WORK MY WHOLE LIFE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I CAN'T EVEN SAYIT'S JUSTON WITH AN O.

BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE,"J-O-S-T-I-N."

NO ONE KNOWSWHERE THE HELL THE O GOES.

I HAVE TO SPELLTHE WHOLE THING OUT.

I KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE LETTER.BUT THAT'S LIKE HAVING A KID

- NAMED TIM WITH AN O.- [LAUGHTER]

I'D BE LIKE, "SO,IT'S TOM?" "NO, IT'S TIM.

"MY PARENTS ARE REALBALL BUSTERS. YEAH.

"LOOKS LIKE TOM.BUT IT'S TIM.

"THIS IS MYLITTLE BROTHER STEPHEN.IT'S WITH A P-H.

- BUT, IT'S AT THE BEGINNING.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"IT'S P-H-S-T-E-V-E-N-N.THERE'S TWO N'S AT THE END.

THE LAST ONE'S CAPITAL.YEAH, I SCREWED THAT UP, TOO."

I WAS MAD MY DAD.I WAS 10 YEARS OLD,

MY REPORT CARD WAS SPELLED WRONGAND MY FRIENDS MADE FUN OF ME.

I CAME HOME CRYIN'.I WAS SO MAD AT MY DAD.

I SAID THE F WORD. AND HE'SLIKE "YOU DO NOT SAY THAT WORD."

I'M LIKE "I SAID IT WITH AN O."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NOW, GET THE [BLEEP]OUT OF MY FACE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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