Yeah, uh, man this what I looklike.
I'm white, but I getto the airport pretty early.
8:30 flight, I'm there4:00 in the morning.
I've not had shoes onfor a week.
So every time that I fly,they'll pull me out of line
at the gate,and they take my license.
They want to know my nameand where I'm from.
It makes everything worse.
My name is Anthony DeVito
from New Jersey.
So yeah, not onlydo I look suspicious,
but I sound likewhat you would do
to make up an Italian.
Unless you know a guynamed Italy Lasagna...
from Chicken Cutlet Island.
It's almost likemy terrorist group,
they just ran out of moneyand then forgot
they had to get fake IDs.
Just like,"Sorry, we fucked up.
"So you got to beDiego Taco Truck
"from Nachoville,Cucaracha Noise.
Yeah, I don't know.
Racism, that's somethingthat'll die out eventually
just because everybody'shaving sex with everybody.
So yeah, more and more racesare mixing.
In 100 yearsracists are gonna
have to be so specific.
They're gonna have to be like,"These goddamn 1/4 Mexican,
"1/2 Jew, 1/4 Koreans
"are ruining this country.
Ugh, their taco bankLaundromats, just..."