Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Aging Sex Drives

Patrice O'Neal: Elephant in the Room Season 1, Ep 101 02/19/2011 Views: 22,945

Patrice O'Neal can have a good time watching women try on sneakers at Foot Locker. (1:39)

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I CAN FEEL...

I CAN FEEL MY SEX DRIVE,RIGHT?

I STILL LOVE WOMEN,BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE--

I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEXLIKE THAT.

BUT I STILL LOVELOOKING AT 'EM, LIKE, "OH."

BUT HERE'S WHAT GODDID FOR MEN.

HE TURNED MY HORNINESSINTO CREEPINESS.

LIKE, SO...

I CAN HAVE A GOOD TIMESITTING AT THE MALL

WATCHING CHICKS TRYIN'ON SNEAKERS AT THE FOOT LOCKER,

WITH THE CREEPY FACE, LIKE...

MMM!

I'M GOOD FOR THE DAY.

BUT WOMEN,YOU DON'T GET CREEPY.

YOU GET HORNIERAS YOU GET OLDER.

IT'S WEIRD,YOU WANT TO DO ALL YOUR SEXIN'

BETWEEN THE AGESOF 30 AND 50.

THAT'S WHEN YOU WANT IT.

BUT HERE'SHOW SAD THINGS ARE.

THE VALUE OF VAGINA'S ONLY GOODFROM 18 TO 29.

PUSSY GET OLD LIKE BREAD,NOT LIKE WINE. IT--

I DON'T WANT THE WAITER TO BRINGME A VINTAGE GLASS OF TWAT.

HE'D BE LIKE,"WOULD YOU LIKE A

"'52 LE STINKY VAGINA

FROM THE FUNK-FUNK REGION?"

YOU'D BE LIKE, "UGH!

"NIGGA, YOU AIN'T GOTA BETTER YEAR THAN THAT?

"YOU AIN'T GOT A..."

[laughs]

"GOT A '89 DOWN THERE?GIVE ME A '89.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.