I'm actually trying todrink healthier now
'cause I'm tryingto get into shape.
God forbid I just grow upand give up drinking.
God forbid that happens.I'm trying to drink healthy--
So I drink red wine now.
Well, yeah, it's healthy.
I like it.
I like red wine; it tastes good.
White wine can suck my (bleep).
"It tastes good!"
Does it taste good?
"Excuse me, bartender,you wouldn't happen to have
"an alcohol back therewith a flavor reminiscent
"of a vinaigrette,by any chance, would you?
"'Cause I was gonna chugthis Newman's Own.
"I prefer a drinkthat didn't have cheese in it.
"Is that possible?
Oh, Riesling, I'll take that."
I'm trying to get into shape.
And, please,this is a cry for help.
Ladies, stop banging me.
I'm a lump of shit.And I know that.
I look in the mirror and I go,"Dude, you're a lump of shit.
You got to do somethingabout this."
And then you bang me,and I'm like,
"Eh, (bleep) it, I'm fine.Whatever."
I'm gonna die.
And I know I'm on the downslide,
'cause my mom hasn't told meI'm handsome in five years.
Yeah, I don't knowwhy that stopped.
She used to tell meall the time.
Yeah, if a girl didn't like me,
"You are handsome!
I don't care what anybody says!"
"Thank you, Mom.
"Why'd you say 'I don't carewhat anybody says'?
What are they saying?"