Uncensored - Hannibal Buress - Seeing a Rat in New Orleans Pt. 2

Hannibal Buress: Live From Chicago Season 1, Ep 1 03/29/2014 Views: 7,373

What troubles Hannibal Buress after he makes his rat complaint is the speed with which his waiter responds. (0:43)

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He went right into his speech.He went right into the speech.

He didn't pause.He didn't go, "What?"

Or "No, rats?Well, let me look into that,"

or, "I'll kill it and bring youthe head!"

He went right into his speech.You know why?

Because people confront himabout rats every single day.

It's partof the training program there.

Here's how you greet customers,here's how you ring up the bill,

and here's the rat speechright here.

Listen close.You'll use the shit out of this.

Make sure you hitthese bullet points.

It's very important.

We're very close to the river.

The buildings are very old.

Even the five-star restaurantshave rats.

Welcome to Coop's.

Make sure to put your own spinon that speech.

Make that speech your own.

Make it sound likethe first time every time.