Johnny Cool - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 07/30/2013
  • Views: 19,801

Johnny Cool, the most prolific arsonist in the history of New England, sets a hotel on fire. (2:05)

HE WENT BY "JOHNNY COOL."

BUT THE THING IS

THEY CALLED MY DADAND HIS PARTNER GEORGIE

THE GOLD DUST TWINS.

MY PRONUNCIATION'S--

I'M SORRY,MY PRONUNCIATION'S BAD.

- THAT'S FINE.- YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME?

- I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU.- YOU CAN UNDERSTAND?

- YEAH.

- GEORGIE WAS LIKE,I GOT THIS JOB.

WE SHOULD GO DO IT.

WHAT DO YOU NEED METO BURN DOWN?

ONE OF THE BIGGESTHOTEL CONSTRUCTIONS

IN NEW ENGLAND.

THIS IS PERFECT.

SO THEY GO TO THE HOTEL.

THEY MEET UP WITH THE GUY.

THE GUY WHO HIRED HIM SAYS,

I NEED YOU TO BURN THIS PLACETO THE [bleep] GROUND.

I OWE A LOT OF MONEY ON IT.

I PUT TOO MUCH MONEYINTO THE ROOMS.

I PUT TOO MUCH MONEYINTO THE CARPETS.

I PUT TOO MUCH MONEYINTO THE KITCHENS.

I PUT TOO MUCH MONEYINTO THE--

INTO THE DRAPES!

AND MY DAD SAYS, NO PROBLEM.I'M THE BEST.

THAT'S WHY YOU [bleep]HAD ME COME.

[rock music]

SO--SO MY DAD BURNT THAT...

HOTEL DOWN.

AND WHAT WAS CRAZYABOUT MY DAD WAS,

WHILE THE PLACE WAS BURNING,HE WOULD STICK AROUND

AND WATCH IT BURN DOWNWITH THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

AND EVERYBODY ELSE,

AND GO, WOW!THAT'S A FIRE, HUH?

AND PEOPLE WOULD GO,YEAH, THAT'S A [bleep]...

CRAZY-LOOKIN' FIRE.

AND HE'D GO, WHOO!

[bleep] THING IS--LOOKS HOT.

UM--[drink spills]

[laughing]

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?OH!

[laughs hysterically]

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