Uncensored - Kevin Hart - Calming Down

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Kevin Hart's daughter cursed for the first time while watching "SpongeBob Squarepants." (1:31)

IT'S A LOT OF PRESSUREDEALING WITH KIDS, MAN,

BUT I'M LEARNING.

HERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED.

HERE WHY MY PATIENCE IS GETTINGBETTER.

I'VE REALIZED THIS: MY KIDS AREGONNA MAKE MISTAKES.

THE REASON WHY: WHEN I WAS AKID, I MADE MISTAKES.

I DID A LOT OF STUPID STUFFAS A CHILD.

MY BLOOD'S IN THEM.

THEY'RE GONNA FOLLOW SUIT.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, I DON'TGET AS MAD AS I USED TO.

I'M CALMING DOWN.

MY DAUGHTER CURSED FOR THE FIRSTTIME THE OTHER DAY.

I DIDN'T GET MAD.

WE WAS WATCHING SPONGEBOB,RIGHT?

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO PATRICK.

OUT OF NOWHERE, SHE GOT MAD.

SHE WAS LIKE, "SHIT."

I SAID, "WAIT, WHAT?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?"SHE WAS LIKE, "SHIT, THEY GOT

PATRICK, DAD.

YOU NOT WATCHING?"I SAID, "WHOA, ALL RIGHT."

HERE'S WHY I DIDN'T GET ANATTITUDE.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY I DIDN'TGET AN ATTITUDE, OKAY?

I DIDN'T GET AN ATTITUDE,BECAUSE I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME

CUSSING.

MY FIRST TIME CUSSING WASBECAUSE MY MOM SMACKED ME IN

FRONT OF COMPANY.

MY FRIENDS WAS OVER AT MY HOUSE.

I'M DOWNSTAIRS.

WE PLAYING.

WE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

MY COME DOWNSTAIRS.

SHE SAID, "HEY, I TOLD YOU TOKEEP IT DOWN.

YOU DON'T RUN THIS HOUSE.

I DO, OKAY?

WITH THAT BEING SAID, THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE DONE.

GO TO BED."

MM, SMACKED ME.

SENT ME UP TO MY ROOM.

NOW, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GETSMACKED, WHEN YOU'RE A KID, YOU

GET HYPED.

WHEN YOU GET BY YOURSELF,"YOU GONNA SMACK ME, BITCH..."

"IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS?

YOU GONNA SMACK ME?"I WAS EMOTIONAL.

I WAS AN EMOTIONAL-ASS KID.

"I'M RUNNING AWAY.

THAT'S IT."

I PACKED A BAG AND EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I PACKEDA BAG WITH A TOY?

I PACKED A BAG WITH ONE TOY.

"I'M OUT.

I'M SICK OF IT.

ME AND HE-MAN ARE OUT."

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