Jo Koy - Vagina vs. Penis

  • Season 12, Ep 3
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 35,940

The vagina is a work of art. (1:58)

EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WOMAN

IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I LOVE EVERYTHINGABOUT THE WOMAN.

LIKE YOU CAN TELLGOD TOOK HIS TIME WHENHE MADE THE WOMAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?LIKE HE JUST... YOU COULD TELL.

WOMEN ARE A WORK OF ART,ESPECIALLY THE-- THE VAGINA.

IT'S JUST-- IT'S PERFECTION.LIKE YOU CAN JUST TELL

- HE WAS IN HEAVEN JUST--- [LAUGHTER]

LIKE HE HAD A BERET ONAND HE WAS JUST--

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

JUST GOING AT--AND JESUS WAS BEHIND GOING,

"YEAH DADDY, YEAH!LOOK AT MY TING TING, DADDY!"

[LAUGHTER & APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

AND GOD WAS LIKE, "CALM DOWN.

- JESUS CHRIST."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PENIS.WAS GOD IN A RUSH THAT DAY?

WAS HE OUTTA TIME? THE PENIS ISTHE UGLIEST THING IN THE WORLD.

IT'S LIKEHE HAD A HANDFUL OF CLAYAND THEY WERE LIKE,

"HEY GOD, WE NEED SOMETHINGFOR THE DUDES QUICK."

- HE WAS LIKE-- "DAH, I--"- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE PENISIS THE UGLIEST THINGIN THE WORLD.

THE VAGINA MAKES AN ENT--WHEN YOU PULL THE PANTIES DOWNIT MAKES AN ENTRANCE LIKE,

[Southern Drawl] "OOH HI.WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN?"

THE PENIS,YOU PULL THE UNDERWEAR DOWN

IT'S LIKE A DRUNK FRIENDFALLING OUT OF A CAR JUST--

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S MY TIME,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.I'M JO KOY.

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