Had sex with a woman recently.
Thank you for believing me.
I had sex with a woman.
Took out the boxof condoms, right?
She takes the box frommy hand, looks at it,
and goes, hey,Todd, good choice.
Now, I didn't expecther to be a virgin,
but this is no timeto show brand loyalty.
You know what I mean?
I was waiting for her tobreak into a testimonial
Todd, let me tellyou a little bit
about the condom you selected.
That's a Trojan lubricatedwith a reservoir tip.
I think it's the bestcondom made, Todd.
And I should know,because I sleep
with thousands ofguys every year.
And what is the dealwith reservoir tip, huh?
Reservoir-- is that alittle grandiose term
for a 1/4 inch plastic bubble.
It's like, oh, honey-- honey,I hope it doesn't break.
I don't want to contaminatethe groundwater.
Thank you very much, folks.
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