#HashtagWars - #VacationSuckedBecause

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Jimmy Pardo, David Krumholtz and Doug Benson describe what can make a vacation go horribly wrong. (1:50)

It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.

(cheering, applause, whistling)

It's mid-August,which means a lot of you

are coming back fromyour vacations refreshed,

recharged, and nursinga third-degree sunburn.

Even a thoroughly plannedrelaxing getaway

can be ruined by somethingas simple as an Airbnb host

watching you undressthrough the eyes of a painting.

-(groans, laughter)-So in honor of the... I know.

Well, it's actually probablyjust drones and hidden cameras,

if you want to be honest.

So in honorof the less fortunate among us,

tonight's hashtag is#VacationSuckedBecause.

Uh, examples might be:Goofy was real handsy;

and: My dad brought alonghis second, secret family.

-(laughter)-I'm gonna put 60 seconds...

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Doug. -Vacation sucked becauseDonald Trump is still a thing.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Mr. Pardo. -We didn't take one.Goddamn Obama!

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-David. -Vacation suckedbecause I came back

with a bad case of (bleep) worm.

(laughter, groaning)

If it could have only beenone of those good cases

-of (bleep)...-Yeah, Actually,

sometimes it's beneficialto your health.

Points to David. Doug Benson.

We didn't have timefor a vacation.

-We could only go on a vacay.-All right, points.

-(laughter)-Mr. Pardo.

Vacation sucked 'cause,I don't know, Chris,

have you ever beento Knott's Berry Farm?

-All right, points.-(laughter, applause)

-David Krumholtz.-Vacation sucked

because I met Elsa and Annaoutside of the Magic Castle

but neither were downto (bleep).

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-All right, I'll give youone more. -Yeah, Jimmy.

Um...

My, uh, my shoe bombswent off prematurely

in the shuttleon the way to the airport.

-(laughter, groaning)-Points.

(applause)

Points. Doug Benson.

My vacation sucked 'causeI met Olaf outside of the Castle

-and he was down to (bleep).-All right.