Friends was just a hand-clappytheme song and six random
hot people fucking eachother.
Well thats not true. Five randomhot people and David Scwimmer's
droppy dog sadness thatdisguises itself as actual
And it inspired a wholegeneration of bland hot people
None of which had a funhand-clappy theme song
which is why Friends isconsidered a classic.
But it's not a classic. Sienfeldis a classic, The Simpsons is aclassic
Friends is remembered more forits haircuts than itspunchlines.
and is as memorable as a Tinderdate where you didn't even get
to make out and had to pay foryour half of the meal.
Beards are disgusting snack foodtraps.
Mmm. Honey Mustard Pringles.
And any man that has one is justtoo insecure to show you his
I'm not a real man, but Lordknows my face is doing
a decent impression of one.
My face says "I'll start a barfight to defend a womans honor"
but the rest of me says"confrentation makes me feelvery naseous"
The unrealistic expectationsyour parents put on you
and your inability to fullfilthem is what ruined yourchildhood
Why can't you play sports?Why'd you get a 1060 on yourSATs?
We paid for a tutor!
George Lucus gave you a happy golucky minstral gungan called
Darth Vador Ani. That's it. Andyou know what he did with themoney he made
selling Star Wars to Disney? Hegave all 4.6 billion of it to
inner city school programs sohe's actively enrichingchildhoods.
What have you done besidescomplain about George Lucus?