Crystian Ramirez - Girls Are Stressful

Potagooo Season 2, Ep 6 10/10/2014 Views: 3,653

After spotting some trends in his love life, Crystian Ramirez realized what type of girl he likes the most. (1:20)

LIKE, MY GIRL RIGHT NOW, LIKE,I LOVE HER, BUT WE BROKE UP.

AND THENWE GOT BACK TOGETHER,

WHICH WAS VERY AWKWARD,BECAUSE I BROKE UP WITH HER.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNOW,WHEN YOU TREAT A GIRL BAD,

THEY HAVE THIS FRIENDTHAT THEY TELL EVERYTHING TO,

AND THAT FRIEND TELLSHUNDREDS OF OTHER PEOPLE.

THAT FRIEND IS CALLED TWITTER.

I DON'T IF YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS,GUYS.

VERY--I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY.HORRIBLE.

WOMEN, THEY TURN INTO, LIKE,POLITICIANS WHEN YOU TREAT 'EM--

THEY HAVE SMEAR CAMPAIGNS.

THEY HAVE,LIKE, MEMES, PICTURES.

THEY HAVE A WHOLE TEAM THATPUTS YOUR NAME IN THE MUD.

LIKE, IT'S BAD.AS SOON AS I BROKE UP WITH HER,

SHE WAS LIKE--SHE WENT ON TWITTER.

SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, LADIES.

"DON'T YOU HATE ITWHEN YOU TAKE IN AN INSECURE,

"LOW SELF-ESTEEM DUDE AND GIVEHIM GOOD CLOTHES AND FOOD

"'CAUSE HE'S FRAIL, AND ALLOF A SUDDEN--ALL OF A SUDDEN,

HE DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYMORE#CRYSTIANRAMIREZ?"

I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.OKAY, WHAT?"

[laughter]

I LIKE--I LIKEDOING A LOT OF [bleep].

LIKE, THIS--[laughs]THIS IS THE THING.

I THINK I HAVE, LIKE, A TYPE,THOUGH. I HAVE, LIKE, A TYPE.

'CAUSE MY GIRL NOW IS FROMTHE AFRICAN COUNTRY OF LIBERIA.

THE ONE BEFORE THAT WAS HAITIAN.

I'M STARTING TO THINKI GOT A PREFERENCE FOR GIRLS

WHOSE COUNTRY'SGOING THROUGH TURMOIL.

LIKE, THAT'S MY THING, MAN.

I'M LIKE, OH, WORD.YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLEAN WATER?

LIKE, THAT'S HOW I GET OFF.LIKE, MMM.

MMM.

THE U.N. SENT YOUA CARE PACKAGE? THAT IS--

[laughs]

JUST LIKE DOING THAT.THAT'S VERY FUN.