Florida-Man - Getting Lost in a Book

  • Season 1, Ep 01022
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 753

Chris reads partial tweets from the @FloridaMan Twitter account, and the comedians must fill in the blanks. (1:37)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FLORIDA MAN."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )@FLORIDAMAN IS OUR FAVORITE

TWITTER FEED THAT COLLECTS REALNEWS STORIES THAT COULD ONLY

COME OUT OF THE UNBELIEVABLEFREAK-SCAPE THAT IS FLORIDA.

I KNOW, I LIVED THERE AS AKID.

WE'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING OFA FLORIDA MAN TWEET, YOU TRY TO

FILL IN THE BIZARRE BLANK.

IF IT'S FUNNY, YOU GET 250POINTS.

FLORIDA MAN BURNS DOWNAPARTMENT COMPLEX AFTER

MANAGER ASKS HIM TO BLANK.

>> BURN DOWN APARTMENT COMPLEX?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> I'M ALREADY GOING TO GIVE YOUPOINT RIGHT NOW, NO MATTER WHAT.

ALTHOUGH THE CORRECT ANSWER WASSTOP MASTURBATING IN WINDOW!

>> OH!

FLORIDA MAN RESCUED AFTER BLANK.

>> FAMILY REALIZED HE LIVED INFLORIDA.

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS DRIVINGNAKED INTO LAKE.

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS, DANSODER.

>> MINE WAS FLORIDA MAN RESCUEDAFTER GETTING LOST IN A BOOK.

>> OH, THAT'S GOOD!

>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T READ.

>> YES!

>> AT ALL.

THEY'RE STUPID.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> NEXT ONE, FLORIDA MAN FIGHTSCOPS WHILE ALSO TRYING TO BLANK.

NIKKI.

>> FINISH SERMON.

( LAUGHTER )>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE YOUWERE, PERFORM EXORICISM ON SON

AFTER METH MAKES HIM ABNORMALLYSTRONG.

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