Florida-Man - Getting Lost in a Book

  • Season 1 , Ep 01022
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 817

Chris reads partial tweets from the @FloridaMan Twitter account, and the comedians must fill in the blanks. (1:33)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY FLORIDA-MAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

@FLORIDAMAN IS ONE OF OUR

FAVORITE TWITTER FEEDS BECAUSE

IT COLLECTS REAL NEWS STORIES

THAT COULD ONLY COME OUT OF THE

UNBELIEVABLE FREAKSCAPE THAT IS

FLORIDA.

I KNOW-- I LIVED THERE AS A KID.

WE'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING OF

A FLORIDA MAN TWEET, AND YOU TRY

TO FILL IN THE BIZARRE BLANK,

ALL RIGHT?

IF IT'S FUNNY, YOU GET 250

POINTS.

LET US BEGIN.

NATE?

>> BURN DOWN APARTMENT COMPLEX?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I'M ALREADY GOING TO

GIVE YOU POINTS RIGHT NOW, NO

MATTER WHAT.

ALTHOUGH THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS

STOP MASTURBATING IN WINDOW.

NEXT ONE.

DAN?

>> FAMILY REALIZED HE LIVED IN

FLORIDA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS

DRIVING NAKED INTO LAKE.

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS, DAN

SODER.

>> MINE WAS FLORIDA MAN RESCUED

AFTER GETTING LOST IN A BOOK.

>> OH, THAT'S GOOD.

>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T READ.

>> Chris: YES!

>> AT ALL.

THEY'RE STUPID.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> GUYS...

>> Chris: NEXT ONE.

NIKKI?

>> FINISH SERMON.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> Chris: I WILL GIVE YOU

POINTS.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE YOU

WERE-- PERFORM EXORCISM ON SON

AFTER METH MAKES HIM ABNORMALLY

STRONG.

>> THAT WAS CRAZY CLOSE.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

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