Callie's Presentation

  • Season 2 , Ep 205
  • 07/14/2011
  • Views: 11,488

Mark opens up about missing his father, while Callie tries to get out of a presentation to take over her father's Demonic Affairs. (2:09)

I DON'T FEEL WELL.>>: OW. NO HOTTER THAN USUAL.

- WELL, THEN THERE'S SOMETHINGWRONG WITH YOUR HAND.

- YOU'RE JUST FEELING UPSETTHAT YOUR FATHER

IS PRESSURING YOUTO TAKE OVER HIS JOB.

- I'LL PRETENDI HAVE LARYNGITIS.

THEN MAYBE DADDYWILL PICK SOMEONE ELSE.

- AT LEAST YOU HAVEA FATHER TO DISAPPOINT.

I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DADSINCE MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

- MOM SAYS HE'S STILLSTUCK IN TRAFFIC,

BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THATDOESN'T SEEM RIGHT TO ME.

YOU KNOW, I DREW THISWHEN I WAS FIVE.

THAT'S HOW I'LL ALWAYSREMEMBER US.

- [gasps]

OH, MY GOD, DUDE.

WHILE I WAS TOUCHINGMY PENIS JUST NOW,

YOU WERE TOUCHING MY HEART.

I'VE FILMED YOU GUYS HAVING SEXHUNDREDS OF TIMES,

AND I MADE A PRETTY GOOD LIVINGOFF IT.

BUT NOW I'M BOXED INAS A PORNO DIRECTOR,

AND HOLLYWOOD WON'T TOUCH ME.

IF I COULD DOCUMENTYOUR QUEST TO FIND YOUR FATHER,

I MIGHT JUST BE ABLETO REVIVE MY CAREER.

I'LL TRY IF YOU WILL.

- YOU KNOW, I AM REALLY GONNANEED ALL THAT SEX FOOTAGE BACK.

- OKAY, WELL, THAT, I'M AFRAID,YOU HAVE TO TAKE UP

WITH HARDCORE MUFF PRODUCTIONS,BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING

THAT I, YOU KNOW, CONTROL.

- SO THAT'S HOW I, AS YOUR NEXTCHIEF OPERATING OFFICER

OF DEMONIC AFFAIRS,WILL USE SPAM--

- ALDERMACK, WE KNOW YOU WANTYOUR DAUGHTER TO REPLACE YOU,

BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST PRETENDTO PAY ATTENTION

TO THE OTHER CANDIDATES?

- HEY, I HAVEA HIGH SCORE GOING.

- AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, UH,THE CANNED MEAT.

I'M TALKING ABOUTANNOYING EMAILS.

- HE TOTALLY BUTCHERED THAT.- NO, NO.

HE WAS GREAT.OOH.

- OKAY, CATHY.WHO'S UP NEXT?

- CALLIE MAGGOTBONE.

- [raspingly] I'M SORRY,BUT I HAVE LARYNGITIS,

SO I DIDN'T HAVE TIMETO PREPARE ANYTHING.

- SO IT'S LUCKY SHE MADE THISVIDEO PRESENTATION BEFOREHAND.

- WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAMECALLIE MAGGOTBONE,

YOU THINK OF TWO THINGS:

BOOBS AND EVIL.

- WELL, I KNOWWHO GETS MY VOTE.

ROUND ONE GOES TO CALLIE,RIGHT, GENTLEMEN?

- MM.- OH, YEAH.

- UGH. THANKS A LOT, TWAYNE.

- I'M GONNA BETHE BEST DAMNED WIFE

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