Being Jewish

Season 2 , Ep 3 10/17/07 Views: 24,545

Sarah agrees to switch places with her African-American waiter to see if there's anything harder than being Jewish. (2:46)

IT'S LIKE EVERYWHERE I GOI'M A SECOND-CLASS CITIZEN.

THERE IS NOTHING HARDER THAN BEING JEWISH

IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

EXCUSE ME.

OH...UHH...

I'M SO THOUGHTLESS,I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T REALIZEWE WERE ORDERING.

I AM GOING TO HAVE THE--BA BA BA--

"PANCAKES DELAWARE."

UH, MISS, I THINKTHERE ARE HARDER THINGS

THAN BEING JEWISH.

LIKE BEING BLACK.[Sarah chuckles]

UM, DID BLACK PEOPLE HAVETHE HOLOCAUST?

NO, BUT WE DID HAVE400 YEARS OF SLAVERY.

OH, I'M SO SORRYYOU GUYS HAD TO, LIKE, UH,

HAVE GREAT SINGING VOICESAND REALLY CATCHY SONGS

WHILE WE GOT, OH, YEAH,MURDER SHOWERS.

(waiter) OKAY, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS

BECAUSE OF OUR MUSIC,

WE SUFFER LESSTHAN THE JEWS?

YES.

I DON'T THINKHE GOT MY ORDER.

UH-OH, I SEEM TO HAVEDROPPED MY NAPKIN AGAIN.

A LITTLE HELP?

DUDE, WHAT'S UP?

I JUST REMEMBERED,

THERE'S, LIKE,A MEDICAL MARIJUANA PLACE

ABOUT A BLOCK AWAYFROM HERE.

YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU HAVETO HAVE A PRESCRIPTION?

NUH-UH, I THINKALL YOU GOTTA DO IS

TELL THEM YOU GET, LIKE,EYEBALL HEADACHES OR SOMETHING,

AND THEY'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

AWESOME.

WE FOUND MY NAP...KIN.

THERE IT IS.

(Steve) WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

WE GOTTA DEALWITH SOME STUFF.

AND WE GOTTA DOSOME DEALING

WITH THE IMPORTANT--

OKAY.YOU KNOW, MA'AM--

I WISH YOU COULDWALK A MILE IN MY SHOES.

I BET YOU WOULDN'T LASTAN HOUR.

I WOULD LOVE TO.

WHY DON'T WE SWITCH PLACESFOR A DAY?

MY FRIEND EDDIE PEPPITONEIS, LIKE,

THIS INCREDIBLEMAKEUP ARTIST.

HE'LL TOTALLYMAKE ME BLACK.

AND THENWE'LL SETTLE THE SCORE

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

I'LL BE BACK.

I'LL BE BLACK.

I'LL BE WHITE BLACK.

[chuckles]

THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE!

WE JUST BOUGHT WEEDAT A WEED STORE.

YEAH, IT'S VERY EXCITING.

HE KEPT CALLING IT "INDO."

YEAH, WHAT'S "INDO"?

(Brian) I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS IT'S THE KIND OF POT IT IS.

YOU THINK IT'S REALLY STRONG?

NAH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I BET YOU THIS STUFF'SSUPER WEAK.

I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.

CANCER PATIENTSARE WEAK, RIGHT?

I GUESS IF WE'RE GONNAFEEL ANYTHING,

WE SHOULD SMOKEA WHOLE BUNCH OF IT

REALLY FAST.

YEP, THAT'S PROBABLYTHE BEST IDEA.

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