Wayne Brady - An Important Message

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/12/12 Views: 85,611

Wayne Brady describes all that Roseanne has overcome and then relays a message to intelligent brothers everywhere. (0:56)

YOU HAVE OVERCOME A LOT TO MAKEIT IN HOLLYWOOD

AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.

BAD MARRIAGES,

MENTAL ILLNESS,

PLUS YOU LOOK LIKE ROSEANNE.

[laughter]

YOU'RE OVERSIZED, BEAT-UP,AND YOU REEK OF MARIJUANA.

YOU'RE...

- THAT'S JEFF ROSS!

- YOU'RE KINDA LIKEWILLIE NELSON'S TOUR BUS.

EXCEPT PEOPLESTILL WANNA RIDE THAT.

[laughter]

AND NOW ALL THAT BEING SAID,

I REALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE,YOU'RE A COMEDIC GEM,

AND I THANK YOUFOR LETTING ME BE HERE.

- THANK YOU.

- AND ON BEHALF OF--OFINTELLIGENT BROTHERS EVERYWHERE

WHO GET JOKES LIKE THIS,

YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG,BLACK, CARLTON-LOOKING,

GAME-SHOW-HOSTING,IMPROV-DOING,

ASIAN-FUCKING, MAID-HAVING,RICH ASS.

THANK YOU.GOOD NIGHT.

[cheers and applause]

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