PubLIZity - Liz G. on the Red Carpet

  • Season 2 , Ep 11
  • 03/25/2014
  • Views: 8,262

With Liz B. nowhere to be found, Liz G. tries to manage the Dad Academy Graduation Congraduritos Red Carpet Viewing Party by herself. (2:15)

[dance music]

- THE BLISTERITOSPRESENTS DAD ACADEMY

CONGRADURITOS RED CARPETVIEWING PARTY

IS OFF TO A BLISTERING START.

THERE WERE SO MANY AMAZINGGUESTS AT THE RED CARPET--

A GUY FROM PAWNSYLVANIA CAME.

- WHAT'S UP, WEIRDO?YEAH!

- KEITH SHAWN WAS THERE.

- SO I BECAME A FASHION DESIGNERTHIS WEEK,

AND I MADETHESE REALLY COOL BAGS.

- THESE ARE AMAZING.

- YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY GREAT.THEY'RE NOT REVERSIBLE,

AND THEY LIGHTON FIRE VERY QUICKLY.

- OH, MY GOD.THAT'S PERFECT FOR BLISTERITOS.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S KATY PERRY.OH, MY GOD.

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.LIZ FROM PUBLIZITY.

SORRY MY HANDS ARE SO COLD.- THAT'S OKAY.

- IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD,KATY PERRY SHOWING UP?

YEAH, OKAY,NOT A BIG DEAL.

HUGE DEAL.- I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT

OF THINGS ABOUT BLISTERITOS,

THAT THEY REALLY, LIKE,ARE PAINFUL

WHEN PEOPLE PUT THEMIN THEIR MOUTHS.

- THOSE ARE, LIKE, RUMORS, ANDTHEY'VE BEEN, LIKE, DEBUNKED.

LIKE, COMPLETELY,LIKE, DEBUNKED.

SO THERE'S NOTHING TO, LIKE,REALLY WORRY ABOUT.

SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU DOIS JUST, LIKE,

WALK THE RED CARPET--- YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY CAN'T.

I DIDN'T WANT TOMAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT,

BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE MY OWNFLAMIN' HOT POP CHIP COMING OUT.

- CONGRADURITOS.

- I'M SORRY.

- BLISTERITOS ARE REALLY GOOD.YOU SHOULD TRY ONE.

THEY'RE, LIKE, ACTUALLY, LIKE--

THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.

- ARE YOU OKAY?- MM-HMM.

IT'S REALLY NICE.

- SO THERE'S NO OTHER WAY OUT,RIGHT?

- DID YOU GET ONE OF THESE?- EXCUSE ME.

- DID YOU GET ONEOF THESE TO HOLD?

- NO, SORRY, I CAN'T.

I CAN'T.THIS IS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

- LIZ IS PREGNANT,AND SHE'S BEING, LIKE,

A REAL BITCH RIGHT NOW,AND I MET THIS GUY,

AND HE'S, LIKE, THE GUYFROM BLISTERITOS,

AND, LIKE, HE'S REALLY NICE,

BUT IT'S LIKE...[babbling incoherently]

IF YOU DON'T WALKTHE RED CARPET--

- I'M SORRY. RUTH!both: RUTH!

RUTH!- RUTH.

- WHO'S RUTH?- EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO.

I CAN'T ANSWER ANY MOREOF YOUR QUESTIONS.

- OH, MY GOD, PLEASE, KATY,PLEASE.

KATY, NO, KATY.- NO, NO, NO, NO.

- KATY, COME HERE.KATY.

- KATY PERRY!I'M C-CZAR'S MOM.

HI.- HI.

JEFFREY GURIANFROM COMEDY MATTERS TV.

- HEY.- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- C-CZAR'S MOM.- WOW.

- YEAH.- YOU MUST BE SO PROUD.

- SO PROUD AND A STARON DAD ACADEMY.

YOU SAW ME ON DAD ACADEMY.- INCREDIBLE.

OH, WHAT A NIGHT FOR C-CZAR.- SUCH A NIGHT.

MY BABY'S HERE. HAS HE TOLD YOUABOUT MOM ACADEMY?

- NO, HE HASN'T SAID A WORD.

- HE'S PROBABLY NOT COME DOWNTHE RED CARPET YET.

- IT'S INCREDIBLE FOR A TOILETBABY TO COME THIS FAR.

- THERE'S REALLY NOTHING WRONGWITH THIS STUFF.

- YOU KNOW, HE'S BRAVE,HE'S POWERFUL.

- [groans]WHERE'S LIZ?

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