Atlantis Foreign Embassy

  • Season 2 , Ep 216
  • 04/04/2012
  • Views: 30,200

Mark finds out that Atlantis is strangely devoid of women when he visits with gender-reassigned Ambassador Callie. (2:17)

WOW. THIS PLACE IS HUGE.

- I TOLD YOU THIS JOB HAS PERKS.

YOU WANT TO BREAK IT IN?HMM?

- UH, OH, WELL...

I'M NOT DONE WITH THE TOURJUST YET.

MEN'S HEALTH MAGAZINES...

TESTICLE WASHER...

SILK-LINED GLORY HOLE

THIS PLACE SEEMS WEIRDLYTAILORED TO MEN.

- UH, I NEED YOU TO HELP MEWITH MY TESTOSTERONE INJECTION.

I-I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SQUEAMISHABOUT NEEDLES.

- SO WHERE DO I, UH--

- IT WORKS BEST IF IT'S INJECTEDDIRECTLY INTO THE PENIS.

- OF COURSE IT DOES.

- WHOA!WOW.

WELL, YOU DIDN'T SKIMPDOWN HERE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.GO BIG OR GO HOME.

- RIGHT.[chuckles]

- WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING HOMEANY TIME SOON, THEN.

- [chuckles]NO, NO.

NO, I--I BOUGHT THE WHOLE BLOCK.

- AMBASSADOR MAGGOTBONE.

ON BEHALF OF MY PEOPLE,I WELCOME YOU

TO THE UNDERWATER CITYOF ATLANTIS.

- THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.

I LOOK FORWARD TO BEGINNINGOUR NEGOTIATIONS TOMORROW.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCEMY COMPANION,

MARK LILLY.

- ENCHANTE, MR. LILLY.

- UM, THANKS.

- COME.LET'S GO INSIDE.

THE PIZZA'S GETTING COLD.

- I'M RUSTY.DUDE.

HOW MUCH YOU BENCH?

- I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE MISSINGA VERB IN THAT SENTENCE, RUSTY.

- BEAUTY AND BRAINS.NOTHING SEXIER.

[swinging big band music]

- THIS IS AN INTERESTING PARTY.

- ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS.

THINGS ARE GOING TO GET TENSEONCE OUR DIPLOMATIC TALKS BEGIN.

- WHAT I MEAN IS,

THERE DON'T APPEAR TO BEANY WOMEN IN ATLANTIS

AT ALL.

- WOW, MARK,NOTHING GETS PAST YOU.

- MIND IF I CUT IN?

- UH, HE'S ALL YOURS,YOUR HIGHNESS.

- CAN'T WAITTO SEE HOW HE HANDLES.

- OH, AH, OH.

- SORRY.I'M NOT MUCH OF A DANCER.

- DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU.

MARK WAS A BALLROOM DANCECHAMPION IN COLLEGE.

- YOU JUST NEED TO LOOSEN UP.

PUT YOUR HIPS INTO IT.

[grunts]

SEE?IT'S AS NATURAL AS MAKING LOVE.

NOW JUST RELAX.DIPPING!

AND, YES.

NOW THAT YOU'RE LIVING HERE,

I HOPE THAT DIPIS THE FIRST OF MANY.

- YOU ALREADY GOT A MAN.

STAY AWAY FROM MINE, BRO.

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