Chris D'Elia - At the End of the Day

Chris D'Elia: White Male. Black Comic. Season 1, Ep 101 11/20/2013 Views: 33,327

Chris D'Elia has discovered the most gangster phrase someone could say. (1:54)

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HE ALWAYS SAYS IT. HE WATCHESALL THE GANGSTER MOVIES

AND EVERYTHING,PICKS UP THE LINGO.

HERE'S HOW YOU KNOWYOU'RE TALKING WITH SOMEBODY

WHO WANTS TO BE A GANGSTER.

THIS IS THE MOST GANGSTER THINGYOU CAN SAY.

HE ALWAYS SAYS THIS.

THIS IS THE MOST GANGSTERPHRASE YOU COULD SAY.

HE'LL GO LIKE THIS.

"HEY, DAWG,AT THE END OF THE DAY..."

THAT'S IT.THAT'S THE MOST GANGSTER THING.

THERE'S NOTHING MORE GANGSTERTHAN THAT,

EXCEPT FOR, EVEN AFTER THAT,EVEN MORE GANGSTER THAN THAT

IS TO FOLLOW IT UPWITH SOMETHING SUPER VAGUE

THAT YOU CAN'TREALLY ARGUE WITH.

LIKE HERE,HE'LL SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

"HEY, DAWG, AT THE ENDOF THE DAY, IT'S ALL LOVE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

I MEAN, LIKE, YEAH,I GUESS SO, YOU KNOW?

YOU CAN'T REALLY ARGUEWITH THAT.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING ANYTHING.

THAT'S LIKE BEING LIKE,"HEY, DAWG,

"AT THE END OF THE DAY,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AT THE END OF THE DAY,SOMETIMES PEOPLE GO SKIING."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YEAH, IT'S TRUE, YEAH.[ LAUGHS ]

"I GOT ANOTHER ONE.AT THE END OF THE DAY [LAUGHS]

AT THE END OF THE DAY,MOST PEOPLE GOT TWO ARMS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT,EITHER.

"I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

"[ LAUGHS ]I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

HEY, AT THE END OF THE DAY,YOU COULD BUY A WATCH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THATEITHER.

[ LAUGHS ]

"I GOT ANOTHER ONE.I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

"AT THE END OF THE DAY --AT THE END OF THE DAY,

THERE'S DOUBLE-BREASTED SUITS AND SINGLE-BREASTED SUITS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

"[ LAUGHS ]I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,SCOOBY-DOO IS A CARTOON."

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, YES.THAT, AS WELL, THAT, AS WELL.

"I GOT ANOTHER ONE."[ LAUGHS ]

I'LL JUST KEEP GOING."I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

"AT THE END OF THE DAY --AT THE END OF THE DAY,

BOYS HAVE A PEE-PEE,GIRLS HAVE A WOO-WOO."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]"I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

"AT THE END OF THE DAY,

WHATEVER'S RANDOM TO ONE PERSONMAY NOT NECESSARILY BE RANDOM."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]