China and Japan'shaving problems.
North Korea,anybody afraid?
Look, no onecares in here.
Just because their missiles aresmaller and thinner and less
Guys especially,help me out with this.
With all the chaos and thefreak, random disorder in the
world, isn't it amazing howabsolutely perfect that seam
is that runs downyour nut sack?
Nobody saw thatpunchline coming, huh?
Did you know that your nutsack can help you survive
an elephant attack?Did you know that?
Now, I have yourattention, huh, sir?
When the elephant'sgot you pinned down,
you take out yournut sack, all right?
And you pray that the cool airtightens it up so that it has
that elephant skin look.
And, he thinks thatyou're one of him.
But, I always getout of fights, people.
And, guys, take this withyou, it always works.
When a guy asks you to stepoutside, I'm always like,
no problem, buddy.
But, by law, I have to tellyou that I'm HIV positive.
I'm a bleeder,I cut like butter.
Let's do this, man.