Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag

Pulp Comics: Harland Williams Season 1, Ep 0107 04/21/1998 Views: 3,787

Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident. (1:23)

>> Man, I got a new car--

well, not a new car.

I got a new old car,

and I'm scared to drive

the damn thing 'cause all you

hear about nowadays is how

the air bags are saving

everybody's lives.

I got no air bag in my old hunk

of junk, so this is what I did.

I went over to Dunkin' Donuts.

I bought a great, big, puffy,

jelly doughnut.

I stuck it to my steering wheel.

Some idiot hit me from behind.

My head goes forward.

He thinks my head blew up.

I come stumbling out of the car.

I got raspberry jelly dripping

down my face.

I'm like, "Ahhhh.

Ahhhh!

Ahhh!

Ahh, ahh."

He was outta there faster than

Jeffrey Dahmer in a Victoria's

Secret runway parlor, baby.

Yeah!

Hey, speaking of driving,

how many of you folks,

when you're driving through

the country with your loved one,

try to time your farts with the

smell of cow manure?