Jimmy Dore - Deer Whistles

  • Season 8 , Ep 20
  • 04/08/2004
  • Views: 6,847

If deer have such sensitive hearing, why don't they get out of the ways of beeping cars? (1:48)

ALRIGHT, WELL IT'S GREAT TO BE

HERE IN NEW YORK CITY.

I WAS JUST IN WISCONSIN TELLING

JOKES.

AND-- YEAH, ACTUALLY I WORK A

LOT IN WISCONSIN 'CAUSE LET'S

FACE IT, I HAVE A GREAT AGENT.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT GET THIS.

EVERYBODY UP IN WISCONSIN TOLD

ME, THEY GO IF YOU'RE GONNA BE

DRIVIN' AROUND WISCONSIN YOU

HAVE TO GET A DEER WHISTLE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?

YOU PUT 'EM ON THE FRONT OF YOUR

CAR AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO KEEP

THE DEER OUT OF THE WAY OF YOUR

CAR AT NIGHT.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "HEY, YOU

BETTER GET A DEER WHISTLE.

HEY, YOU BETTER GET A DEER

WHISTLE."

I'M LIKE, "HEY, I DON'T WANNA

CALL A DEER."

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEY GO, "NO, WE PUT THE

DEER WHISTLES ON THE FRONT OF

THE CAR."

I'M THINKIN' THAT'S SICK.

[LAUGHTER]

POOR DEER.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THEN THEY TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS,

SO I WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT."

SO I GO IN TO BUY, THE LADY'S

SHOWIN' IT TO ME.

I GO, "HEY, COULD YOU TURN IT

ON?

I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT."

SHE GOES, "IT'S ON RIGHT NOW."

[LAUGHTER]

"WELL, IT MUST BE BROKEN.

'CAUSE I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING."

SHE SAYS, "NO, A DEER'S EARS ARE

SO SENSITIVE IT COULD PICK IT

UP."

YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S WHY A DEER

CAN'T HEAR...

[HONKING HORN NOISE]

[LAUGHTER]

[MAKES HORN NOISE]

LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[HONKS HORN]

[APPLAUSE]

BUT YOU GUYS GOT IT, THAT'S

GOOD.

YOU HAVE A NICE SENSE OF HUMOR.

THAT'S IMPORTANT IN A COMEDY

SHOW.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY

PEOPLE SHOW UP WITHOUT THEIRS.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M ALWAYS A LITTLE WORRIED

ABOUT THE CROWD.

YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU KNOW.

REMEMBER HOW YOU GUYS WERE

WORRIED ABOUT IF I WAS GONNA

SUCK?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT IT REALLY WORKED OUT FOR US

TONIGHT I THINK.

[LAUGHTER]

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