Doug Benson - SYSPH

  • Season 8 , Ep 11
  • 03/04/2004
  • Views: 3,196

Doug Benson knows how to make his friends "nlol." (1:19)

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE

MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS ON

THE INTERNET, DOWNLOADING PORN

AND SOMEONE SENDS YOU AN

INSTANT MESSAGE.

AND IT COMES UP ON THE SCREEN

AND IT MAKES THAT INSTANT

MESSAGE NOISE.

IT'S LIKE...

BLA-LA-LA-LA-LING!

AND IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING LIKE,

"ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR

HARDLY WORKING?

'LOL'."

[LAUGHTER]

OH, I CAN'T STAND "LOL".

FOR THE ONE OR TWO OF YOU WHO

MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT "LOL" IS,

IT MEANS "LAUGHING OUT LOUD"

IN COMPUTER LINGO.

AND IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

IF YOU WRITE SOMETHING TO

SOMEONE AND THEY WRITE BACK

"LOL", BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR

EACH OTHER.

SO IT'S NICE TO GET THAT

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU SAID

SOMETHING FUNNY.

BUT WHEN SOMEONE TYPES "LOL"

AT THE END OF THEIR OWN STUPID

ASS SENTENCE, LIKE THEY DIDN'T

EVEN SEE THE PUNCH LINE COMING,

THEY'RE LIKE, "...HARDLY

WORKING, LOL!!!

HA-HA-HA-HA!"

OH, THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY!

SO, I IMMEDIATELY FIRE BACK TO

THEM.

I WRITE BACK, "SYSPH."

AND THEY WRITE BACK AND GO,

"WHAT DOES SYSPH MEAN?"

AND I WRITE BACK, "SHUT YOUR

STICKING PIE HOLE."

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEN THEY WRITE BACK,

"NLOL."

[LAUGHTER]

"NOT LAUGHING OUT LOUD."

THAT ONE HAD KIND OF A

BITTERSWEET ENDING.

[LAUGHTER]

BITTER BECAUSE IT WAS SAD AND

SWEET BECAUSE IT WAS OVER.

HA-HA-HA!

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