Alright, my favorite part of theshow.
The audience gets speed roasted.
Who's up for a littlespeed roasting.
Put your hands up if youwant to be speed roasted.
Stand up, sir.
What's going on, man?
What's your name?
What are those?
LISA LAMPANELLI: Sir,what nationality are you?
You look like a halfblack, half honest.
What are you?
-Black and white.
LISA LAMPANELLI:Black and white.
Andy, who named you?
Your father or your mother?
Do you know who your father is?
I knew it!
ANDY: Don't know.
-He sells me meth.
LISA LAMPANELLI: Hedoes look like a--
-Not on camera.
BOBBY LEE: But wefucked on camera.
MAN: That was another time.
LISA LAMPANELLI: What?
BOBBY LEE: I told you to wear acondom, not leave it inside me.
-It's not my faultyou made it too tight.
LISA LAMPANELLI: Wow.
-Oh, my god.
LISA LAMPANELLI: He'sjust taking a turn.
-You're fucking roastinghim back, aren't you?
Take it easy,Slumdog Thousandaire.
How's it going?
How are you?
You're a lot of fun.
Did you come here froman Indian reservation
or a dinner reservation?
What's your name?
Ooh, my god.
I just came a little.
LISA LAMPANELLI: Alejandra.
Are you Me-hee-caaaan?
-Oh, I'm not goingto piss her off.
I need my hotel roomcleaned after the show.
Are you banging thatwhite guy for citizenship?
-Stand up, sir.
LISA LAMPANELLI: Oh my.
Oh, look at this motherfucker.
-Don't let him get on top.
BOBBY LEE: Everybody, it'sthe troll from "The Hobbit."
ANTHONY JESELNIK: Hey, uh, whatcar wash did you guys meet at?
-What's your name?
Want to meet Leap Year?
Is that really your name?
-Like a flapper.
That's just your vagina.
What do you do all day?
I'm a political science major.
-You know what they say.
One in the pink,two in the stink.
-Anthony, this is your type, no?
-Yeah, she looks likea cartoon of a whore.
LISA LAMPANELLI: [laughs]
That is awesome.
BOBBY LEE: I have nothing.
I have nothing.
-You took that well.
-She takes a lot ofthings things well.
-Bobby Lee, wouldyou go up on her?
What, like, like this?
-You are thegreatest crowd ever.
Thank you all forbeing great sports.
The queen of mean,Lisa Lampanelli.
Thank you all.