Judy Gold - Deviated Septum

  • Season 3 , Ep 15
  • 09/14/2000
  • Views: 2,969

After a $4,500 surgery, Judy doesn't need a noisemaker on New Year's. (0:53)

NO, HERE'S THE--

I DO.I HAVE DRIPPY NOSE.

I HAVE SINUS NASAL PROBLEMS.

JEFF, ANY SINUS NASAL PROBLEMS? (Jeff) NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.

[in nasal voice] "NOT RIGHT NOW. I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT NOW."

'CAUSE A LOT OF MY JEWISHFRIENDS--AND I HAVE IT TOO--

I HAVE SINUS PROBLEMS.

I HAD THIS NOSTRIL THATDID NOT WORK FOR FIVE YEARS.

I GO TO THE DOCTOR--ANDI CAN'T BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE.

HE TELLS ME I HAVE TO GETMY DEVIATED SEPTUM REPAIRED.

THEN HE SAYS,"WHILE I'M IN THERE,

I'LL MAKE YOUR NOSE SMALLER."

I SAID,"I DON'T WANT MY NOSE SMALLER.

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE."

I GOT THE ENTIRE INSIDE REDONE.

$4,500 LATER,YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO?

[snorting]

[laughter]

[snorting]

IT'S GREAT ON NEW YEARS.I DON'T EVEN NEED A NOISEMAKER.

I WAS, LIKE,THE FUNNIEST THING AT THE PARTY.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[snorting]

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