Flamey the Bear

  • Season 2 , Ep 12
  • 11/19/2013
  • Views: 4,858

When forest fire awareness superstar Flamey the Bear arrives at Brickleberry, Woody puts Steve in charge of keeping him sober. (2:25)

- ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FIRESIN FORESTS.

[applause]

[English accent] IN THE ROYALSHAKESPEARE COMPANY,

WE USED TO CALL THATA CATCHPHRASE.

- WELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE PARK,MR. FLAMEY.

- NOTHING HUMBLE ABOUT IT,OLD BOY.

THIS IS MOTHER NATUREIN ALL HER GLORY.

WHY, THERE, THE MAJESTIC TREES,A SPARROW OVER THERE,

AND THERE IS A HILLBILLY NUDEFROM THE WAIST DOWN,

HIGH ON METHAMPHETAMINES,EATING PAGES FROM THE BIBLE.

- HEY, FLAMEY, LOVE YOUR WORK!

- DELIGHTFUL.- HI!

MY NAME IS STEVE.I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

- FLATTERED, MY GOOD MAN,FLATTERED.

AND THIS MUST BEYOUR LOVELY GIRLFRIEND.

- SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

I MEAN, IF I DATED EVERYBODYI MASTURBATED TO,

I'D BE DATING YOU, FLAMEY.

- I THINK I'M GOINGTO LIKE YOU, STEVEN.

- REALLY?I ACTUALLY MET YOU

A LONG TIME AGO, AT THE OPENINGOF A WINN-DIXIE.

- I DON'T RECALL.

- I JUST WANTED YOUTO SIGN THIS ALBUM.

IS THERE ANY WAYYOU COULD DO IT NOW?

- MY APOLOGIES, STEVEN,BUT MY BUSY SCHEDULE

ONLY ALLOWS METO SIGN BREASTS.

- WELL, I'VE GOT QUITETHE PAIR OF--

- WOMEN'S BREASTS.- ISN'T HE GREAT?

- JUST DON'T TAKE YOUR EYESOFF HIM FOR A SECOND!

IF HE'S NOT AT THAT OPENING,IT'S YOUR ASS, STEVE!

AND WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T LET HIM DRINK!

- WHY NOT?

- TRUST ME, DON'T!

- SHOW ME TO YOUR CABINAT ONCE, STEVEN.

IF I DON'T PINCH A LOAF SOON,

IT'S GOING TO PINCH ME BACK!

A FLAMEY THE BEAR TOILET.VERY INTERESTING.

I'VE NEVER SHITIN MY OWN MOUTH BEFORE.

- THAT'S NOTHING!

I'VE GOT "TRIVIAL PURSUIT:FLAMEY EDITION,"

AND YOUR AUTHORIZED SEX TAPEWITH LIZA MINNELLI.

- OH, LIZA!

SHE HAD A CROTCH LIKEA GIANT BOWL OF TARANTULAS.

SPEAKING OF ALCOHOLICS,

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HERETO DRINK, MY GOOD MAN?

- UM, I'M SO SORRY,BUT MY BOSS SAID--

[laughs nervously]AND THIS IS CRAZY--

HE SAID I COULDN'TLET YOU DRINK.

- THAT'S TOO BAD.

I WAS HOPING WE COULD TOASTTO OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP.

- FRIENDSHIP? FRIENDS?YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS?

- OF COURSE WE ARE, MY BOY.- YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU PROMISE NOTTO TELL ANYONE,

I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING I WASSAVING FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.

- TO OUR FRIENDSHIP!

- TO OUR FRIENDSHIP!UNH!

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