Brian Posehn - Mexican Babies

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 3,375

It would be great if Mexican babies spoke during movies. (1:07)

(Brian Posehn)COMEDIANS, UH,

IF YOU EVER SEE THEMTALKING ABOUT MOVIES,

THEY ALWAYS SAY THATBLACK PEOPLE RUIN MOVIES

WHEN YOU'RE INA MOVIE THEATRE.

IT'S SUCH A LIE.

IT'S USUALLY A(bleep) MOVIE

AND IT'S USUALLY ABLACK PERSON GOING,

"LOOK OUT, BITCH,HE GOT A KNIFE!"

THAT'S NOT RUINING,THAT'S HELPING.

THEY DON'T GIVE ITTO THE PEOPLE WHOACTUALLY RUIN MOVIES--

OLD JEWISH LADIESAND MEXICAN BABIES.

'CAUSE OLD JEWISHLADIES AREN'T HELPING,THEY'RE LIKE,

"WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

"WHO'S HE?"

AND MEXICAN BABIESAREN'T SAYING ANYTHING,

THEY'RE NOT HELPING,THEY'RE NOT LIKE,

"LOOK OUT, BITCH,HE GOT A KNIFE!"

'CAUSE IF THAT HAPPENED,I WOULD (bleep) MY PANTS

AND GO HOME AND TELLEVERYBODY IT WAS THEBEST MOVIE I EVER SAW.

BUT INSTEAD, MEXICAN BABIESARE JUST RUNNING AROUND,

LIKE, PEERING OVERTHE SEAT AT YOU.

HELLO, I AM WEE,AND MEXICAN.

I CAME HERE ALONE.

I'M JUST RUNNINGAROUND UNATTENDED.

THE GUY AT THEDOOR WAS LIKE,

"YES, IT'S RATED R, ENJOY."

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