Jonah & Kumail - Everyone Loves a Roast

The One with the Kiss/Will They Won't They Finally Answered Season 2, Ep 4 07/21/2015 Views: 1,442

When Jonah and Kumail decide to have a little fun by roasting each other, their insults get way too real. (2:22)

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EVERYONE LOVES A ROAST.

JONAH AND I DECIDED WE'REGONNA ROAST EACH OTHER.

WHICH I WASN'T TOO STOKED ON...

BECAUSE MY LIFEIS BASICALLY A ROAST.

NO, BUT IT'S FUN.IT COMES FROM A PLACE OF LOVE.

FEELS LIKE A BAD IDEA FOR MYSELF-ESTEEM, BUT I'M GAME,BECAUSE IT'S TV.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT, JONAH.JONAH RAY IS HERE TONIGHT.

JONAH IS THE ONLY EXAMPLEOF A MOUSTACHE MAKING SOMEONELOOK LESS MANLY.

OH-HO.

OKAY.YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.RIGHT? FUNNY, OKAY.

OKAY, OKAY, YEAH, YEAH.OKAY, OKAY.

HEY, JONAH, YOU DRESS LIKE A KIDTHAT GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING...

THAT TURNED HIMINTO AN ADULT SUDDENLY.

JONAH STARTED HIS OWNCOMEDY RECORD LABEL.

AN ADMIRABLE FEATFOR SOMEONE 50 YEARS AGO.

GOOD LUCK! I HOPE YOUSIGN GEORGE CARLIN.

IT'S FUN, RIGHT?

IT'S NOT FUN.

ALL RIGHT, ROAST ME, ROAST ME.

IT'LL BE FUN, JUST ROAST ME.OKAY.

KUMAIL IS HERE, EVERYBODY,KUMAIL NANJIANI.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY HE'S A HUGE,ARROGANT ASSHOLE WHO THINKS IT'SOKAY TO HURT HIS FRIENDS.

THEY'RE RIGHT!

KUMAIL IS SO VAIN...

HOW VAIN IS HE?

HE'S SO VAIN, THAT HE DOESN'TTHINK OF OTHERS EVER.

THAT'S NOT REALLY A ROAST--

LET ME TELL YOU, HE'S SO CHEAP,BUT HE'S ALSO HURTFUL...

AND OWES ME AN APOLOGY.

WHILE WE ALL KNOW KUMAIL GOESTO THE GYM TO WORK ON HIS BODYA LOT...

BUT HE SHOULD WORK ON HIS HEARTAND HIS ACCEPTANCE TOWARDSOTHER PEOPLE.

THESE AREN'T ROAST JOKES. CANI-- I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

JONAH IS HERE, EVERYBODY.JONAH RAY IS HERE.

JONAH IS SUCH A HIPSTER,HE CAN'T JERK OFF UNLESSIT'S INTO A MASON JAR.

SEE TO--KUMAIL'S HERE, EVERYBODY!KUMAIL NANJIANI.

GIVE IT UP FOR KUMAIL.OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

KUMAIL LOVES HIS WIFE EMILYSO MUCH, BUT APPARENTLY EVERYONEELSE IS GARBAGE!