Garfunkel and Oates - Accidentally Masturbation

  • Season 1 , Ep 105
  • 06/08/2012
  • Views: 3,242

Garfunkel and Oates don't need no gentlemen to start their engines. (2:23)

♪ Get on my go-kart,strap myself in ♪

♪ Rev up the engine,let the fun begin ♪

♪ Put my foot on the gas,and I'm out of the gate ♪

♪ But the faster I go,the more the metal vibrates ♪

(trilling)

♪ My body's tinglingfrom my head to my toes ♪

♪ But the thing that's reallybuzzing, I hope nobody knows ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm feeling kind offunny in a biblical way ♪

♪ God damn, I'm shaking hardon my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet ♪

♪ I never guessedthis trembling machine would ♪

♪ Turn the motor on under my hood ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,accidentally masturbating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,mechanically self-fornicating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing, no stoppingtill I cross the finish line ♪

♪ Shifting gears,I can feel my heart throb ♪

♪ Hope nobody noticesI'm getting a lube job ♪

♪ Don't need no gentlemanto start my engine ♪

♪ 'Cause I can even feela little rear suspension ♪

(trilling)

♪ Trying to cover up my scandallike I'm Goldman-Sachs ♪

♪ This (bleep) is getting realon this indoor track ♪

♪ I'm about to go blind,and I feel like a creep ♪

♪ 'Cause it's pressing onmy horn like beep-beep-beep ♪

♪ Now my drivingis getting erratic ♪

♪ 'Cause this transmissionis automatic ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,accidentally masturbating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,mechanically self-fornicating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing, no stoppingtill I cross the finish line ♪

♪ If the fruit is ripe,you might as well pluck it ♪

♪ Was gonna slow down, but thenI thought, "(bleep) it" ♪

♪ No one look at me'cause this it ♪

♪ Green flag, go, goholy (bleep) ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,accidentally masturbating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,mechanically self-fornicating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing, no stoppingtill I cross the finish line ♪

♪ Key change... key change...

♪ Go-kart racing,accidentally masturbating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing,mechanically self-fornicating ♪

♪ Go-kart racing, no stoppingtill I cross the finish line ♪

♪ Ah, hallelujah... amen.

(Kate, Riki giggling)

Thanks, guys.

My dad loves that song.

(Riki laughs)

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