JB Smoove - Natural Line of Trash Talkers

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 07/18/2010
  • Views: 15,665

JB Smoove is a tough guy, but he's not a fighter -- his forte is pressing charges. (1:07)

DJ CASSIDY!

[cheers and applause]

YO!

CASSIDY, YOUARE DOIN' IT, BABY.

- THANK YOU, SIR.- I LOVE WHAT YOU GOT ON.

GIVE A HAND FOR THE HAT.

YOU ARE DOIN' IT, BABY.

LET ME TELL YOU'BOUT MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

I'M GONNA TELL YOUA LITTLE THING ABOUT ME

BEFORE WE EVEN START IT.

I AM NOT A FIGHTER.I CAN'T FIGHT.

I ACT LIKE A TOUGH GUY,

BUT I'M NOT A FIGHTER.

FIGHTING IS NOT MY FORTE.

KNOW WHAT MY FORTE IS?PRESSING CHARGES!

THAT'S MY FORTE!

BOY, YOU HIT ME,THE GAME IS OVER!

[hums ominous music]

YO' ASS GOING TO JAIL!

I'M--I'M FROM A NATURAL LINEOF TRASH TALKERS.

MY GRANDMA TALKED TRASH.WE ALL TALKED TRASH.

I'M IN A CLUBTHE OTHER NIGHT, MAN,

GETTIN' MY GROOVE ON.

THIS DUDE KNOCKED MY DRINKOUT OF MY HAND.

HEY, PLAYA, GOD DAMN!

JUST SPILLEDMY GODDAMN DRINK!

HERE'S WHATYOU'RE GONNA DO.

I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR ASSTO THE BAR,

YOU GONNA GO IN YOUR POCKET,

YOU GONNA TAKE OUTSOME MONEY,

AND YOU GONNA BUY ME ANOTHERGODDAMN DRINK!

GET OUT MY FACE!

GET MY GODDAMN DRINK.

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