Kyle Grooms - Ghetto Accent

  • Season 11 , Ep 6
  • 01/25/2007
  • Views: 6,700

Kyle Grooms likes accented women. (3:21)

YOU KNOW WHAT TURNED ME ON, WOMEN WITH AN ACCENT.

LIKE AN ACCENT IS SO SEXY TO ME,

A WOMAN WITH AN ACCENT, LIKE HAITIAN, JAMAICAN, GHETTO.

- [LAUGHTER] - I LOVE A GHETTO ACCENT, MAN.

THAT'S WOMEN THAT TALK WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE THIS.

BUT LIKE THEY DOINGSIGN LANGUAGE.

DEAF PEOPLE BE LIKE, "OOH, SHE MAD."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE FIRST GIRL I EVER MADE LOVE TO

SHE WAS GHETTO AS HELL. SHE TOLD ME,

"MAN, YOU COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS

WITH YOUR [UNINTELLIGIBLE]..."

I WAS LIKE, [DEEP VOICE] "OOH, BRING IT OVER HERE.

I'LL KNOCK A WELFARE CHECK OUT YOUR ASS, YOU GHETTO

- [UNINTELLIGIBLE]..." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

INTERRACIAL DATING IS BECOMING MORE POPULAR, MAN. I SEE PEOPLE DATING, MAN.

DIFFERENT CULTURES,DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUPS,DIFFERENT RELIGIONS,

'CAUSE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR LOVE.

THEY AIN'T GOT TIMETO WAIT FOR THE COLORS TO MATCH.

THEY LIKE, "LOVE ME.I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BURGUNDY, LOVE ME.

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU GOT POLKA DOTS,

JUST BE HOME WHEN I GET THERE."

INTERRACIAL DATING, IT'S ROUGH SOMETIMES,

LIKE WHEN YOU DATE SOMEONE FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE.

LIKE MY GIRL PUERTO RICAN, MAN.

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

AND I DON'T THINK HER FAMILY UNDERSTANDS ME.

ALL THEY KNOW ISI'M BLACK AND DO COMEDY.

THEY BE CALLING ME EDDIE MURPHY.

I GO OVER TO THE HOUSE, "COME ESTA EDDIE MURPHY?"

I'M LIKE, "EDDIE MURPHY? MY NAME IS KYLE." "CARLOS?"

"NO, KYLE." "CARLOS?" "NO-- EDDIE MURPHY. EDDIE MURPHY."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SHE BE CALLING ME "POPPY" IN PUBLIC PLACES. I LOVE THAT.

WE BE IN THE MALL, "POPPY." EVERYBODY LOOKING AROUND,

"WHO THE HELL IS POPPY?"AND HERE MY GOOFY ASS.

- "HEY, I'M POPPY." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- JOY SOY POPPY CHULO. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

INTERRACIAL DATING USED TO BE ILLEGAL.

I WAS WATCHINGTHE JACK JOHNSON STORY.

FIRST BLACK HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP IN THE WORLD.

AMERICA HATED HIM, 'CAUSE HE LOVED TO DATE WHITE WOMEN.

THAT WAS A BIG PROBLEM. 'CAUSE THIS WAS BACK DURING

THE WHITE [BLEEP] PROHIBITION.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHEN A BLACK MANCOULDN'T EVEN GET CAUGHT

- LICKING VANILLA ICE CREAM. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEY CATCH A BROTHER WITH VANILLA THEY GO CRAZY.

"HOW DARE YOU PUTYOUR BLACK LIPS ON THAT

- LILY WHITE ICE CREAM. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"YOU BEST GET CHOCOLATE NEXT TIME, BOY!"

BUT JACK JOHNSONLOVED WHITE WOMEN, MAN.

HE SAID, "IF IT AIN'T SNOWING, I AIN'T GOING."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEY TOOK HIM TO COURT. CHASED HIM OUT THE COUNTRY.

HE WENT TO EUROPE. THAT AIN'T PUNISHMENT,

THAT'S HEAVEN FOR JACK JOHNSON, RIGHT?

EUROPE IS WHERE THEY MAKE WHITE WOMEN.

THAT'S LIKESENDING MICHAEL JACKSON TO CHUCKY CHEESE.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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