Pete Lee - Watching Baseball

Huntsberger, Esposito, Bell, Lee Season 9, Ep 901 12/23/2005 Views: 7,712

Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport. (1:11)

BASEBALL'S MY FAVORITE SPORT. OH, I LOVE BASEBALL.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THE ONLY THING THAT I LOVE MORE

THAN WATCHING THE SPORT OF BASEBALL

IS ABSOLUTELY PISSING OFF ALL MY BUDDIES

WHEN I'M WATCHING IT WITH THEM.

I WAS WATCHING THE GAME LAST WEEK.

I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD, DUDES,

THE CATCHER IS TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH THE PITCHER, DUDE.

OH, MY GOD. HOW GAY IS THAT? OH, MY GOD.

AND THEY JUST SNAPPED. THEY WERE LIKE, NO, HE'S NOT.

NO, HE'S NOT. DON'T SAY THAT. HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT.

THEY'RE NOT FLIRTING. THEY'RE NOT. NOT.

NOT FLIRTING. NOT. NOT.

I'M LIKE, OH, YEAH, IF I TALKED TO YOU THAT WAY?

LIKE, HEY, DUDE, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING LATER?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

NO. YOU WANT TO DO THAT?YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

YOU WANT TO DO THIS AND GO LIKE THAT?

HOW'S ABOUT I TOUCH MY FACE AND THEN I DO THAT?

YOU LIKE THAT ONE, BIG FELLOW?

HOW'S ABOUT I TWEAK THEMAND I DROP THREE DOWN?

YOU LIKE THAT ONE?HOW ABOUT I WIGGLE THEM?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]