Steve McGrew - Whoa, Man

  • Season 9 , Ep 1
  • 09/24/2004
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THIRD TIME.

[CHEERING]

WHAT, IS SHE HERE?

WOOO!

I LOOK AT DIVORCE THIS WAY,

IT IS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED

AND LOST THAN HAVE TO LIVE WITH

THAT BITCH THE REST OF MY LIFE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I LIKE BEING MARRIED.

I THINK MEN NEED TO BE MARRIED.

I'M A GET MARRIED AGAIN.

I JUST LOVE THAT NEW WIFE SMELL.

[LAUGHTER]

I DO THINK MEN NEED TO BE

MARRIED.

WOMEN ARE THE OTHER HALF OF

OUR BRAIN THAT'S WHY GOD MADE US

TO BE A COUPLE.

WE COME UP WITH GOOFY IDEAS.

A WOMEN WILL THINK ABOUT THAT

IDEA AND THE OUTCOME AND WHAT

COULD HAPPEN, STOP YOU AND SAVE

YOUR LIFE.

THAT'S WHY GOD MAN

AND WHOA, MAN, NO!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

TALK IS WHAT CAUSES TROUBLE

THOUGH.

I KNOW IT.

IF YOU TALK, THERE'S GONNA BE

A FIGHT.

MEN KNOW THAT, THAT'S WHY WE

QUIT TALKING.

"WHY DON'T WE TALK ANYMORE?"

"I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE

HOUSE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"I WANT TO TALK."

"CALL YOUR MOTHER, BITCH ABOUT

ME."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SOMETHING TO FIGHT ABOUT.

WE WERE ALWAYS FIGHTING ABOUT

STUFF.

OUR BIGGEST FIGHT WAS OVER

TOILET PAPER ONE TIME.

NOT THE WAY IT ROLLS, WE

ALREADY HAD THAT FIGHT,

'CAUSE SHE'D BEEN BUYING CHEAP

TOILET PAPER.

YOU'RE NEVER TOO POOR FOR GOOD

TOILET PAPER THAT'S A LAW.

[LAUGHTER]

I'D LIVE OFF OF TOP RAMAN

NOODLES IF I COULD WIPE MY ASS

WITH THE FLUFFY STUFF.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GOD BLESS ALOE VERA, WHA-HOO!

OH, MAN THE STUFF SHE WAS

BUYING WAS SO BAD IT STILL

HAD BARK IN IT.

[LAUGHTER]

THERE WAS BROWN-SPOTS ALREADY

ON THE PAPER.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN

I'M DONE?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"WHY IS THERE ALWAYS STAINS IN

YOUR UNDERWEAR?"

"YOU'RE LUCKY THERE'S NOT BLOOD

IN MY UNDERWEAR FOR THE

SANDPAPER YOU'RE PUTTING OUT!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN WE COULD BOTH BE SOAKING

UNDERWEAR IN THE SINK.

[GROANING]

OH, WHAT, LIKE I MADE THAT UP?

[LAUGHTER]

SEE WOMEN ALWAYS DO THAT,

"OH, THAT'S GROSS."

YEAH, IT IS, STOP DOING IT.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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